I do~ 💙 it's a language that many people speak, and tragically few understand.

But I've devoted much of my life to learning it, because those who speak it deserve to be heard. 💛

Kissing my girlfriend because she's wonderful and I love how her cheeks feel against my lips 💙✨ mmuwah

Always gonna see you, always gonna care 💛💫

Thank you for your time mwah mwah mwah 💙✨

Traumatized/ADHD people do this! RSD is a poison and it disguises itself behind something that attempts to mimic politeness while being unintentionally very impolite! Remember: not every allistic person is neurotypical, and be patient as you each learn to meet in the middle with your communication.

and they probably were trained to speak indirectly so as not to face rejection—they're not making you guess because it's a "normal" way to be, they're hedging their bets because they're traumatized as shit!!

PSA: If a person can't say what they actually mean and it is confusingly non-literal (i.e. "do you feel like doing something?" instead of "would you like to hang out with me right now?"), it's NOT because they're neurotypical, it's because they're DECIDEDLY NOT NEUROTYPICAL IN ONE WAY OR ANOTHER

more ballpoint pen, with some halftoning. Just an experiment to relearn some things I've been forgetting. 💙 I think my rusty old skills are still hiding in there somewhere, I just gotta dig 'em back up~

#dizzyvore #vore

There's only one rule in piss club. Either urine, or urout.

brrurrp🫧....

Mhlp? I thought that meant they're supposed to be eaten first??

I am a very wise and soundful monster, little faery

I'm going to come to the academy WITH YOU since you've earned my loyalty with regular feedings, but gosh all these books and papers sure do look tasty

Honestly it's an accessibility issue that they don't make equivalent currency in faesize

The sounds that a meal makes after being slonked away are actually even more important than the flavor, you know

Yes, the guild has surely benefited very much from having to pay less adventurers, and from having a mostrological index that is fully 60% pages of "observations" of the Love Love's routines and feeding habits~.

they call me CRUSHGUTS~

do it dso it do it d od it ? do IT so do it ? ?

(don't worry, no one can see~)

That's, like, three stars TOPS. The fourth star is for the raw amount of GUSHY-GLUSHY gutnoise they make once they get to churning, and the fifth star is for the quality of their (succulent) shiiieelldsss....

The Tutorial Fairy that keeps guiding adventurers to the low-level dungeon where a high rank Unique has recently taken up residence, just cuz you think it's so -f u n- to watch the overleveled Love Love perform the Only Task It Bothers Doing~ ✨

(even hotter on the inside)

A Love Love is COMPLETELY possessive! And if it Love-Loves you enough, it might even let you out... but if you equip any gear, you'll INEVITABLY go back in... and then, oh, what happens if it gets JEALOUS??

As long as the heroes' guild keeps giving me free Doordash, I'm not gonna complain...

Adventurers is PROTEIN!! Can't get that from delectable shields and a whole bushel of "seeds" from mysterious fae creatures that resemble xeric shrubs... so, like, I get to keep the adventurers too. Right? RIGHT?? That's fair dungeon guide payment!!!!

Yesss... even the NAME of them is kinda perfect?? Literally even devising the Like Like is a feat of Perversion Nonpareil, I think...

I think that might be the best compliment I've gotten in like weeks?? I DO deserve a clanking, clattering collection of caliginous junk in my stomach...

my bulges always look best in traditional media. Hard to beat the humble pencil for soft shading...~

You are so SO welcome, because also SAME RIGHT???? I was clearly practicing the whole time to Become One. And now I finally know why they make that INCREDIBLE "Glunk-glurrungk" noise in the N64 games 💞

and I have the strangest hunger for shields

Back, by popular demand: the LOVE LOVE!! The tunics are still in there, on the occupants... I'm saving the weapons for laaaaterrrr...~ (also yes the eye is a black heart with an X splitting it)

#vore #DizzyVore

A squeaky little cocoon-thing saying "Hello! I am. Var! I am! Var!" and it isn't insidious or at all threatening.

It's Var! A small NPC creature from a tabletop campaign I'm running with a system I made, myself. It's friendly! It's hungry! Feed it ANYTHING and see what you get back... 🗡️🍾🪙☠️