Jailed for 30 days, but only because they were caught on camera doing it.
Meanwhile if you empty an entire clip of rifle bullets into a 13 year old girls head as an IDF soldier, you’ll get clean away with it, no punishment whatsoever - even when you say you’d have still done it to a 3 year old!
Oh good, Mr Speaker kicked out the 30p Lee!
Oh look, someone put 30p in the Lee - They were short changed!
Diane Abbott is loving her opportunity to stick a knife into Starmer - and I'm all for it! 🤣🤣🤣
God that Badenoch person really is insufferable! It's like listening to paint dry waiting for her to get to her point and deliver that "gotcha" that she thinks she has coming.
Is there any hope for UK politics when the main parties are lead by Starmer, Badenoch and Farage?
All we need now is for a spokesperson to say “We have full confidence in the Prime Minister” and then we shall know he is toast!
Netanyahu condemns this in the strongest possible terms (only because there is photo evidence of the attack) but he’s fine with IDF soldiers unloading an entire clip of bullets into the head of an unarmed innocent little girl.
The IDF are out of control scum!
Between the Tory power stance and the unfortunate mic placement, this photo of Trump has gone wildly and hilariously viral – 19 favourite reactions www.thepoke.com/2026/04/20/t...
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And I'm pleased to also add, the cordless vac that I had ordered is brilliant. It's just as good as my very expensive Shark but only a fraction of the cost.
It did arrive a short while ago, outside of it's original delivery window. Annoyingly, the postman didn't ring the doorbell, he just opened the porch front door and placed it inside. I didn't know it had come until 15 minutes later when I checked the tracking and it said "successfully delivered"
And now it's changed to "Your parcel is expected to arrive today." - It should have been here ages ago if it was less than "5" stops.
In other news, a Royal Mail delivery person has suddenly acquired a brand new cordless vacuum cleaner.
More market manipulation by the orange fucker squatting in the White House.
And also more announcements of intended war crimes.
I really hope that guy doing the countdown on instagram to when “IT” happens is correct, because he’s saying just 6 days now!
Now it just says "Your parcel is arriving" and has been showing as that for about 20 minutes.
And I thought Amazon/Evri tracking was bad. How can the countries biggest logistics courier (by volume including letters) have such a shit system?
Has anyone seen Royal Mail Live Tracking? It's fairly new... and SHIT!
I'm expecting a big parcel today. It originally said "Less than 50 stops" before me, then went to "30", then "10", then "5".
At that point it went to "More than 90", then "Less than 70", then "30", then "10", then "5"...
Or Phil!
Without stating your age, post your favorite film released the year you turned 18.
I’d love to own that and build a set of those silly little pop-out legs that we used to see whenever she landed on a planet, and I’d stick her in the driveway outside of my house, just to piss off my neighbour who we share the driveway with. 😛
“Rules of acquisition:34” War is good for business
Followed closely by
“Rules of acquisition:35”
Peace is good for business
Yeah, they’ll break it within 24 hours. Netanyahu isn’t happy unless he is slaughtering innocents. And I’d be regarded as antisemitic saying that.
CONTEXT
Blimey! Trump finally says something I can get behind. Trump says Israel is prohibited from bombing Lebanon!
How is Bluesky still not working properly? It was fucked this afternoon when I came on and still fucked now.
Don’t they have an IT support team?
Sky News reporting that Europe only has 6 weeks of fuel left.
The UK can save a few thousand tonnes by cancelling the Kings visit to the orange Hitler in the White House - and save several hundred thousand tonnes by banning all US military flights from departing UK airbases to the Middle East.
With skills like that, you should be Chancellor of the Exchequer! 😂
Not a big fan of the new Grey Sloane Memorial hospital uniforms for the new series of Grey's Anatomy.
You are supposed to be bare below the elbow for infection control.
I never realised that British culture was based upon a sausage roll!
I thought it was the works of Shakespeare, all the art in the galleries, cricket, football, tennis, theatres, Royalty and all that kind of stuff.
Not a fucking sausage roll that’s barely got any real meat in it to begin with!
lol! They do seem to be trying to find every opportunity possible for him to get his shirt off at the moment - and I’m not complaining in the slightest!
Every time I see Zac in EastEnders without his shirt off, I feel absolutely FERAL!
There is something about him that would happily make me walk over hot coals just to spend 5 minutes alone with! 😈
Christ, what a fucking time to be alive!
I’m old enough to remember when the White House would do all that it possibly could to have good relations with the Pontiff and not attack them.
Surely this will finally push the Republicans over the edge?