Got some new dirty talk I'm going to try out.

Twins fan from Minnesota here...my condolences.

Did Aladdin write this?

I would suck the cream right out of Trump's Cadbury eggs for a website that works.

I forgot that Michael Jackson dressed like Muammar Gaddafi.

Hired gooning.

I would argue if you get an impromptu colonoscopy from a bull, you are actually not one of Spain's top bullfighters.

Alright, I’m home now so here’s the Norm update. Yesterday at 4pm, I got a text from a family I’ve been helping who had a loved one abducted a couple of days after Renée Good’s murder. This was the family that Norm Nation kept from being evicted (and you delivered). ICE had released their loved one.

No Nutella November.

The US is too hopped up on (squints) George H. W. Bush.

So much of modern life just requires constantly carrying endless contradictions around with you and closing your eyes to it lest you be driven batshit insane.

No better way to talk about a pioneering environmentalist than by taking a big wet shit on the environment he protected and wrote so eloquently about.

Wikipedia entry for conservationist Aldo Leopold with a warning that the article may contain text from a large language model.

Embarrassing conflict of values that the page for Aldo fucking Leopold has LLM text in it.

Update: No.

Chief Boyardee.

Considering becoming Conventionally Attractive.

It's gotta work, it just has to.

I am a viral influencer.

Is this AI?

I have found myself inside a pumpkin more than once.....

I will!

Maddow is shirtless?

But gluten is the best part.

Start posting total dogshit.

bsky.app/profile/grea...

Jeff Benzos

Let me tell you about some other minions from the 1920s who were looking for an evil boss to serve...

They should make a drugs where I get high but also can still remember my own fucking name.

Breaking: Prego has cancelled its home surveillance program after hearing my dinnertime conversations.

My ass is just far enough from the sensor, so an automatic flush comes every thirty seconds, gushing freezing shit and piss water into my ass and butt.