A Rookie of the Year and three MVPs.....

Average WAR: 45.8 (split Boyer and Brooks)

gimme a Dyanmite Pack

How do I get that badge?

Checked a few profiles of people that block me and it feels like I'm not missing anything important. There was only one profile that looked like a normal account and I was like ..".why? I can change"

gimme a pack...

says Lauraelizabeth

Oh right, I swore he still was with the Halos.

Now with the Angels, Kenley Jansen is the last active former teammate of Garret Anderson for the 2010 Dodgers.

Garret went 0-for-4 with a walk in Jensen MLB debut on Jul 24th. Two weeks later, Kenley pitched a scoreless inning in Garret's last game.

wait until AI calls the plays

I mean, if getting Justin Turner and Wilmer Flores gets you hyped, can only imagine how fun it was watching the league with all that talent in the early 40's.

Three former Padres! Hollins was drafted by San Diego.

Estes career ERA was 4.71 over 13 years. And of course over 10 games his last two seasons with SD had a 4.71 ERA

gimme a pack while you're high and giving away nice cards.

Bot is high today

A baserunner? Against Mason Miller? What kind of sorcery is this

Bologna was our favorite as kids to the point I didn't really like ham until my tween years.

The same local brand is still around, but it tastes like crap now.

José Soriano ERA is now -3.27

José E. Feliciano, who has a net worth of $3.9b, just bought the Padres for$3.9B, so he probably won't spend much until his next paycheck.

Send him to a kid rock concert.

Bought this for a dollar.

I regret nothing.

(this post has been brought to you by The Cat - she wants food apparently)

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I'll know the world jumped the shark when my chilaquiles are powered by AI.

Aserejé ja dejé
De jebe tu de jebere seibiunouva majavi an de bugui an de güididípi

Analilia, Markwayne, Donaldjohn.... I've been left behind.

Once in his latter years Trevor Hoffman was beat up with like five runs and Bochy had to take him out. Those things really suck.

Isn't that why My Favorite Martian got cancelled?

Radio morning dj's

"Do you like Dicks?"
*awkward pause*
- Dick's Burgers?
"No"
- Oh
*pause continues*
"Dick's Last Resort"