Moon Bunny, Froggy and Mushroom Carbon Fiber Foldable Walking Stick Pre-Order!!
It costs 0$ to Repost a Black disabled queer small business! It could lead to my next sale.
Here's new patterns for my carbon fiber foldable walking sticks! Each pattern needs to meet their goals so I can make them a reality!! Or I'll have to refund them.
Store: Bibipins.com
Mamdani: When I ran for mayor, I said I was going to tax the rich
Well, today we're taxing the rich...
Windows Error Message from Torment Nexus: "For legal reasons the Torment Nexus will not be made available to our valued customers in the European Union. We apologise for the inconvenience."
authormillyphilips: "Once I bought a timed ticket for the Georgia Aquarium for the wrong time and I went up to the ticket counter and I asked if I could get it corrected and the guy who worked there said time is a meaningless human construct and you are only bound to it if you choose to be. So that was a great customer service experience."
A Zebra and a white Staffy in a zebra costume hanging out together, both smiling!
Jonathan Edward Durham (@thisoneØverhere) on twitter: "Apropos of nothing, here are some things that are not as exciting as they sound: - bath bombs - dragon fruit - helicopter parents - wonder bread - ghost writers"
inbabylontheywept on tumblr: "i am banned from eating my herring inside. they make me eat it on the smoking area by the loading dock, under the theory that it already smells bad there. but it was raining today which was preventing my breakfast, so i was feeling sad and hungry and then i realized that there was a large cardboard box in the dumpster from a previous delivery. like a fridge sized box. so i fished it out of the dumpster, then tipped it on its side and had a nice little cardboard cave to watch the rain and eat my fish in. which was a great experience. very soothing. very zen. at least until the security quard from the day before stepped outside to smoke. then i tried hiding from him by crawling deeper in the box, which unfortunately did not work. instead he saw a sort of damp sniveling pale hairless creature eating fish in a box, and delivered the verbal killshot of "good morning, mr. smeagol." which is how my day was ruined before 8 am."
![inbabylontheywept: "you're not allowed to bring wireless devices into classified areas and a security guy noticed a square phone-ish shape in my pocket so he asked me to show him what it was and i had to show him my can of pocket herring :/
inbabylontheywept: "artists depiction of event" [drawing of a tired looking security guard being shown a can of herring by the autism creature]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4djfp3b27soxcfkxhirydi6d/bafkreiby5dqucl4h4rto6c34epwb4gxkdzdjryhaficmm5kwrovuvhbfxa)
inbabylontheywept: "you're not allowed to bring wireless devices into classified areas and a security guy noticed a square phone-ish shape in my pocket so he asked me to show him what it was and i had to show him my can of pocket herring :/ inbabylontheywept: "artists depiction of event" [drawing of a tired looking security guard being shown a can of herring by the autism creature]
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A white garment with some kind of food stain. Humiliating.
A pair of dirty hands rest on a car engine. Rough, tough, cool.
Here is an easy solution:
Food stains are humiliating, as they suggest you're a little baby who can't feed themselves.
Oil stains, such as those you'd get from working on your car, suggest you're tough, independent, and skilled.
Thus, simply cover your food stains with used motor oil.
A lovely illustration featuring a green goblin, soaking in swampy water in a very pretty and pristine, clawed foot tub. Lily pads and lily flowers rest on top of and burst from the water.
A swampy soak
"You might say that I’m just somebody who’s focused on what’s really important: Not remembering anything but my feelings and being convinced that I am the arbiter of the human experience because I am the only one who continually exists."
"That's AI."
As an 8th grade teacher, this is a new insult the kids have been using this year, even on things unrelated to writing.
Someone does something stupid, or ridiculous, or cruel: "Ugh, you're AI."
As the father of a middle schooler I have seen the rebellion against AI forming there — even using “that’s AI, bro,” not indicating something is literally AI, but that something is metaphorically so — it’s sus, it’s bullshit, it’s bad weird
"AI is garbage, bro, it gives you wrong answers like half the time and the other half the time makes you stupid."
Overheard a middle schooler chastising a fellow student for suggesting they use AI. Whole middle school herd started mocking the AI kid.
...We need to let these kids at the tech bros.
Beautiful day to fill the 100,000th pothole of the year.
motivation
Seconded
The folks at Titancraft made officially licensed DRAW STEEL ancestries and set up a way to export cool popout tokens that work with the CODEX. FOR FREE!
Make tokens here:
titancraft.com
Wishlist the Codex, make some heroes, and get ready to play on 4/6!
store.steampowered.com/app/2902740/...
You know what, I'll use this space to shill a few games as well if that's allowed.
1. Clever Girls
Four lesbian dinosaurs must use their distinct abilities to escape not-Jurassic Park in this turn-based strategy game. I think that's enough of a sales pitch.
store.steampowered.com/app/2844340/...
FRANCE: we're fancy
WORLD: ok
FRANCE: a fried ham sandwich is our national lunch
WORLD:
FRANCE: a fried ham sandwich with an egg is its wife
okay so AI is absolutely cratering imminently and I need all of you to PROMISE me you won't take the high road, and will laugh and rub it in their faces as much as possible. I need you to laugh and go 'WE TOLD YOU SO, BITCH" at every opportunity, PLEASE be extremely mean and ruthless
Vulkarisu are metal.
Best pitch for an unmade movie I've ever heard is Margot Robbie and Elijah Wood starring as a couple honeymooning in Europe when they get mistaken for a pair of world class assassins played by Samara Weaving and Daniel Radcliffe.
Hijinx ensue.
Advocate: J.K. Rowling uses Harry Potter wealth to fund anti-transgender organization.
You absolutely cannot separate the artist and the art without contributing to the persecution of trans people. Boycott everything Potter.
Left: Minimal line art drawing of a cat that is enclosed in a pink rectangle. Label: Kitten is completely full of crimes Right: the same cat art but twice the size. The same size rectangle covers only the bottom of the cat. Label: Adult cat contains the same amount of crimes but it does not dominate all of their behaviors
I’m honored that Tom at @tabletopbookshelf.com asked me to design a poster to commemorate the opening of their new brick and mortar shop in the heart of Milwaukee, where I grew up.
