TIL baby sunfish are freakin' adorable

They are about 2.5mm wide

Throwback to January's Snail Party #snail #simulator #snailsimulator #snailparty #snarty

when you're a kid waiting to be excused from dinner but granpda just keeps talking

<3

Snajestic™

Just chillin' with the snomies

Nature is Beautiful

I'm very sad to say I must cancel this weekend's party due to a surgery I'll be having

The next Snail Party will be Sat Mar 21 @ noon PT / 3 PM ET / 8 PM UTC! See you there 🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌

Oh, good: Discord's age verification rollout has ties to Palantir co-founder and panopticon architect Peter Thiel Discord is "experimenting" with an age authentication vendor whose major investors include Thiel's Founders Fund.

Please cancel your Nitro subs.

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Imagine being offended by 15 minutes of an American singing in another language.

Just some pics from today's Snail Express™

i added a background

i drew a snail

Let's play a game!
What's the game with the fewest Steam reviews you can find that has a Wikipedia page?
I'll start: 49,295 reviews / en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Webfish...

February Snail Party is Scheduled!

Sat Feb 28 @ noon Pacific / 3 PM Eastern / 8 PM UTC

Discord event: discord.gg/snailsim?eve...

Twitch Twitch is the world

We do them monthly!

You can coordinate by watching my Twitch (snailsim.com/twitch), but really the only thing you need to do is show up!

I will be announcing the next date and time shortly both here and on the Discord 🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌

I had such a fun time being silly snails, snorsing around, and yapping in @snailsim.bsky.social with my friends. It's also a nice reminder to take things slow sometimes and enjoy the journey

just snorsin' around

One of my favorite bug reports to date

@snailsim.bsky.social for u

Sneautiful.

Snail Party on Saturday at 6 PM PT / 9 PM ET!

It's a snonor

Next Snail Party is scheduled!

Sat Jan 31 @ 6 PM Pacific / 9 PM Eastern / Sun Feb 1 @ 1 PM AEST

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Super cute new merch by @jam-n-tea.bsky.social

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