A man with a BMI of 28 and a receding hairline just called me ugly 🤣

I think one of my friends is possessed by the ghost of a horse

💇🏻‍♂️

face n’ waist

Hi. Sorry for not being on here so much a lot of you annoy me 🩷

Good golly 🤤

😎

Then next man that lies to me is getting waterboarded. Like I swear to fucking god.

#MyCalvins

Not as flat as mine babes ✨

When I was 19, I snuck into the cemetery where my dad’s side of the family is buried with a guy I was dating at the time and we literally had sex on top of the grave while we were high.

Tell me why when I have Hinge set to my location in Phoenix I have zero matches, but I set it to someplace in Europe and I wake up with 25+ matches??? 🥲

Imagine not liking me and I’m just in my room getting fucked by your father

2019 ⏩️ 2024 🫣

I have such a small waist, yet nobody to grab onto it :(

face n’ waist

I’m thankful for most of you. Some of you are really annoying xx

Pronouns: He/Him
Height: 5’11
Shoe: 9
Zodiac: ♓️
Smoke: 🌱 only
Tattoos: 19
Piercings: Just my ears lol
Fave drink: Paloma

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Ready to be stuffed 🦃

Surround yourself with the kind of people who support their local library, bakery, bookstore, and café.

I need someone’s dad to spit on me 👹ASAP👹

It’s sad how half of the silent films are considered lost and will never be found

Literal perfection 👌🤍✨

Polaroids ft. my huge nose 👃🏻

Good golly 🔥

Does anybody know how to put out an electrical fire? 😬

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sunday ✨

Who wants me wife me up? (I just end up getting anxiety and cancel before we have our first date)

take them off with your teeth 😏