I mean, come ON

If there's one thing I've learned after week 1 of jury service, it's that my handwriting is ATROCIOUS

I DARE

😭😭

It was all dumb.

Please do. Don't suffer as I did.

I even referenced the review from @jwhitbrook.bsky.social and yet... 1.5 hours I'll never get back.

It's almost offensive that they used the Star Trek theme in it.

So @cordavi.bsky.social insisted on watching the Section 31 movie, despite knowing how bad it was....

Jury duty, day 1 ✅

😂 How did you nail it so perfectly

…a bird, or words to that effect. And yet. So who can be an Amazon? Whomever needs to be. And when? When they remember who they are already.

Listening to 52 Pickup this morning and @xoxogossipgita.bsky.social said something that spoke directly to my soul:

"I'm not suffering from Superhero Fatigue, I'm suffering from MCU Fatigue"

I'm not good at the -ussy game 😭

I can honestly say I've never considered it

Yessssssss

I'm sorry - "Elphabussy"?

Y'all...is The Challenge really a thing?? Cuz MTV *stays* promoting it...

And during Drag Race, no less...?

mood

goat behavior tbh

I feel as if I should be offended that you're somehow equating Addison Rae...and Doechii 🤔

When you're too sleepy to even eat your breakfast #mood

And it's worth it! @sabotagestudio.com did such a excellent job

This is the right answer

😳😱😅

With everything so seemingly terrible these days & no sign of anything remotely hopeful in the near future, I thought you might need this photo of a baby giraffe.

Perhaps playing Metaphor (a game famously centered around time limits) was not the best for my potent combination of anxiety and perfectionism. 😳😅

Nothing is more effective as a game walkthrough than an enormous plaintext document from gameFAQS dot com.

This is just shitty gotcha journalism stuff, but I do always want to know how many of the people earnestly pushing trans sports bans to "protect women's sports" could name the winners of either the most recent WNBA or NWSL titles.