i have 4 if you know people that could use them i’m glad to pass them on

if y’all know someone who needs an invite just let me know. all my people are either on here or don’t wish to be.

wow yes

took my concerta so it’s time to once again try to find my long lost step ex step siblings online instead of take my trash out

ahahhahaha

i have been staying at a friends for the past few days so, technically, i’m a climate refugee

decided to become a relatable millennial nostalgia account. only 90s
kids will remember that time my pony almost stepped on my head.

i will never stop complaining about the heat

personally i live in an older cheap(ish) apartment that a portable ac will trip my power i have almost anything plugged in so it’s not worth it.

watching climate change shutdown the city of portland in real time

gonna go viral by saying adhd is the reason own the same old man cardigan in two colors

i love explaining all the weird taylor swift easter eggs to my boyfriend because he just finds it terrifying. personally i think more bands should do cool stuff. imagine if the national or whoever had an obsession with the number 20 and wore green to signal things.

i freeze mine because we don’t use it fast enough

reskeet with a childhood photo of you that matches your current personality

40 something man wearing red and black plaid shirt and black baseball cap. 30 something person with short brown hair wearing red shirt and grey cardigan. seated in a restaurant with glasses in front of them

i have nothing witty to say, but i miss my boyfriend.

an caldera rootbeer (yellow can with green witting) and piece of embroidery work

happy friday, boys

taylor isn’t on here and probably won’t be so there’s not much of a reason. most of them live on tiktok or ig now.

do y’all think jonathan safron foer is gonna shoot his shot now that natalie portman is getting divorced?

we’re not clowns! 1989 TV is coming!! she sang new romantics for a secret song!

can’t go to bed until i have confirmation that we’re all clowns and taylor isn’t announcing 1989

i’m ready to talk about the similarities between the glass children and royal tanenbaums whenever y’all are

bluesky would be a lot better if users were better on average at identifying and blocking the crybullies

it’s gotten less fun 😔

unlike you, i get my news from a reliable source

my very sweet boss sent me this kite that was a favorite of mine from the art show i just helped put on.

reese’s makes peanut butter

some of you have never gotten divorced and then sobbed to tolerate it and it shows

okay i can put up with y’all being too online but i will not have you attacking taylor. it’s too far.

you all need to grow up and eat your vegetables

thinking about moving to philadelphia, not for my boyfriend, just because portland is full of too many sandwich deserts