Been doing couch25k for about a month now and my fave part is how I shaved 6 mins off my walking mile time just from doing lil 30 min run/walks everyday.

My Hot Girl Walks are so much more efficient now.

Maaaan this Will They/Won't They BS on Apothecary Diaries is FRYING me.

Just LET JINSHI HIT GIRL.

Sometimes sleeping feels boring.

Probably mania talking. 🫠

I started couch to 5k and I feel AMAZING. My asthmatic fat ass just ran 3 minutes straight.

Never did that before. I might be able to survive the zombie apocalypse. Gotta push that number up to 20 mins.

Its kind of unhealthy how much I watch The Help.

Gotta keep my head on a swivel tho.

Reading the Mortal Affairs and my sister Granger is world building.

This book is barely taking place with the Secret Life of Maggie Grey. I LOVE it.

Hate Trevor ass so bad though.

Having asthma really be ruining my life frfr.

I know that contract was fucking him over.

Pooh Shiesty and his daddy aint plan this at all. Them niggas was just mad. Lmfaooo

Everybody going to jail.

Made it to book 2 of the Fairy Fuck Series. Im Team Rhys.

Up 3 hours early. Would it be weird if I did a workout video?

I cannot sleep anymore lol

They done put Bicentennial Man on Tubi. That was movie growing up.

I needed this cry.

Gonna have to go to the park tomorrow. Walking pad aint cutting it. Need that sunlight on my face.

Because im dramatic the recent events got me watching the "Ultimate Cut" of Watchmen.

Never seen this version. How have I never seen this???

I love following early morning cardio with a fat joint.

This my reward for rising before the chickens.

Man I got this old lady sun hat but I can't wear it on my walks AND wear my headphones.

And my ears are weird so ear buds don't stay put.

You know Debbie was strung out on that V cuz aint no way in HELL am I leaving fine ass Alcide for no damn Cooter. Bitch hoe please. 😒

First year I been locked in on my reading at the beginning of the year.

16 books read so far. Might have to increase my goal of 60. But who knows...slumps happen.

I think when im broke and manic that downloading books I may never read is a great pastime.

Figured out how to pirate books and now if libby aint got it.... Arrrgghhh.

Do you get paid for being the Queens lady in waiting? Because Lady Mondritch already had a house and a title. What are the benefits of standing there like a statue all day?

Hyacinth is so strict. I never would've been able to ignore my sister for that long. And my sister mean as fuck.

Way meaner than Eloise. I'd have cracked when she gave me that bland ass feather.

I am President of the Fuck William Compton aka Vampire Bill Club.

This manipulative bitch. He's so fake man. Every time I rewatch True Blood, my disdain for his racist ass increases.

Loved his ending.

I took a 4 mile Hot Girl walk this morning and now my ovulation cramps are so chill.

Last cycle I barely had cramps too. And im back to 4 days instead of 6. 🙌🏾

If straight men don’t be concerned with nothing else… They are absolutely concerned with what the next dick has done. And don’t let the non-Blacks find out that she was fucking on a Black man, that penis envy be so strong. They gotta throw you on the bonfire, and burn you as a witch.

Took 2 Tylenol PMs YESTERDAY AT 8:45PM. I been yawning all damn day.

I even took a 30 min snooze. Ugh.

Watching Hamnet. Shawty love this red dress...

My brother gives me shit for talking to my cat because "he can't answer you". But sometimes he does fucking answer.

That's my second son. We understand one another!

Wonder Man is really good. They didn't market it, but it's good.

Nah. That's super grown up. Not ready for the big leagues. Lol