IF YOU BUILD A BIKE LANE THAT DOESN'T CONNECT TO ANOTHER BIKE LANE THEN YOU DIDN'T BUILD A BIKE LANE

Tim Curry in The Rocky Horror Picture Show

Tim Curry in Clue

Tim Curry in The Three Musketeers

Tim Curry in Muppet Treasure Island

Happy 80th birthday to Tim Curry who has always, *always* understood the assignment.

Rocking the look!!

a two panel meme panel 1 - geordi signalling 'no' with the text data centres and images of data centres Panel 2 - geordi signalling 'yes' with the text "data centaurs" and a crudely edited image of the character data from star trek pasted on top of a centaur

do you ever wake up at 3am and think "shit that's a good idea, I better write that down so I can share it later on"

Without stating your age, post a film from the year you turned 18

This video of a Ukrainian Yak-52 crew taking down drones with a shotgun is incredible, but the music is deeply, and profoundly inappropriate. There was really only one option. So I've fixed it.

And the woman did speak unto the hound, saying, What do you mean, normal men, and the hound answered the woman, saying, We are just innocent men. And great was her emotion

🎶Cut my jeans into pieces
These are my fancy jorts🎶

This is Missy. She escaped from her backyard and ran straight to daycare, where she had a spa day and got to play with her boyfriend. Lessons were learned, but not the ones her parents probably hoped. 13/10 (TT: spotsplaceyqr)

Just seen BBC are short of money & need to axe 2000 jobs- I have a suggestion 👇

Oh. So there's actually laws that tackle pervert men entering women's toilets after all? Funny how he didn't feel the need to pretend to be a woman to do what he did. It's almost as if trans women aren't the enemy or issue here. Well that's that 'debate' well & truly settled then isn't it? *Sigh* 😑

My girlfriend and I met through a dating agency for dolphin impersonators. The minute we met we just clicked.

This is Marlin. He has the hiccups. Would appreciate treats and cuddles during this trying time. 12/10 (TT: marlinthegolden0)

Everyone keeps saying "serving cunt" and it's making me feel really old. I still call them waiters.

Why is coffee always over so quickly? 😩

A Venn diagram Dolphins having sex Famous poets ee cummings

Disney Pixar's 1984 coming 2027

I forgot the word “tourniquet” so I called it a first aid scrunchie.

Brilliant. We’ve created a robot that runs like someone who desperately needs the loo as the turtle’s head is touching trouser.

was once New Amsterdam.

a young woman is laughing while wearing a black shirt with a picture of a skull on it . Alt: woman bursting out laughing

Imagine how sad Nige must be at the Orban news

went to check out the techno rave outside Parliament and I don't think I have the data allowance to share a video from it but let me tell you: there sure is a techno rave outside Parliament right now, celebrating Orban getting ousted

From EARTHSEED: THE BOOKS OF THE LIVING Choose your leaders with wisdom and forethought. To be led by a coward is to be controlled by all that the coward fears. To be led by a fool is to be led by the opportunists who control the fool. To be led by a thief is to offer up your most precious treasures to be stolen. To be led by a liar is to ask to be told lies. To be led by a tyrant is to sell yourself and those you love into slavery.

Octavia E. Butler, 1998:

Discworld QOTD, from Thud!

The United States is destroying itself | Rebecca Solnit The daily news can’t adequately convey the administration’s sabotaging of our government, economy, alliances and environment

"At some point if the ship doesn’t turn around, maybe it will start taking on water or listing badly or hit an iceberg, or perhaps the iceberg has been there all along and is named Donald Trump."

Preach!!😍😁

[Suddenly, the dread flame of the eye of Sauron covers the landscape in greasy, dark light. Wolves howl, men weep and sweat in their beds, crops wither in the fields]
F: Niles, it's for you
N: Oh, hello Maris