frank herbert if dune was about a different kind of spice: "buldak is the white-killer. buldak is the gut-death that brings total obliteration. i will face my stomach. i will permit it to pass over my tongue and through my throat."
I Saw The Akashic Records And All I Got Was This Stupid T-Shirt
they call it aura farming but i say it's more like swagriculture
"I bet you aren't as Unbeatable as you think you are."
[Translator's Note: It's supposed to be spelled with all caps or no caps. Whatever. She's Unbeatable.]
you can't be doing this to me..... i still have a projected five more months on waiting for quaver....... PLEEEEASE
the ccp if it was for stoners: mao zebong and the great leaf forward
this "frutiger aero" shit is EASY
every post-apocalyptic story has to have a scene where the main character picks up a photo of somebody's baby and goes like "pretty much everyone died in The Event... everything died too... happiness... joy... beauty..." and then they put it in their pocket or something
ay boi i just got that new rotom phone. it even got an app that destroy all pokemon. watch this
the new mega man robot master lineup is a bit weird i mean chainsaw man is pretty self explanatory but i don't know what hillbilly man or cabinet man or method man or don't have a cow man are even supposed to be much less why dr wily built 21st century schizoid man in the first place
Marathon (2026) fans be like "YOOOO THIS VISUAL STYLE IS SO FIRE" and the visual style is this
this creepypasta shit easy
psy if his music was about action 52: mother father cheetahmen
🫡 glory to the city of new york
🚨BREAKING🚨
Zohran Mamdani will FORCE all New Yorkers to play through the rhythm game UNBEATABLE.
What are your thoughts on this?
i keep forgetting balatro is one of the few games i bothered to set steam custom artwork for and i only vaguely remember making this one
are you a leftist
is jumpman the megafauna progenitor to the mario we know today or are they really one in the same? much to think about
the moment midnight ticked over i got a big popup at the top of my vision that says "RESOLUTION: SURVIVE" and i feel like i should be concerned maybe?
i love those goth platform boots with way too many buckles like yeah let me wear the shit that wrecks your ankles if you step wrong please
last springfield i gave you my bart
but the very next day skinner took him away
this year to save me from burns
i'll give it to someone smithers
finished unbeatable. absolutely WONDERFUL game but they call it "unbeatable" despite the fact you can obviously beat it and are in fact rewarded for it so yes i would call that bad game design
tonight we let the scumbag steve talk
The Full Metal series is insane cause what order do i read and watch them in? Do I read Full Metal Alchemist before or after Full Metal Jacket? What about Full Metal Panic? Don't even get me started on Full Metal Daemon Muramasa,
penis #TheGameAwards
i was never book smart but i'm not really money smart either and i'm not quite sure if that makes me more or less intelligent
got injured in bikini bottom and went to the hospital they put my ass in the squid ward
green person "i'm green"
society "okay"
the guy made out of molasses "haha, woah! watch out, i'm sticky!"
AL slop (being trained on the works of others is part of being a parody artist)
i'm not sure what about julius caesar warrants the bread being crazy honestly