Forgot I bought this domain but it was definitely funny to me when I did. Now I’m concerned the Biden team is prepping to run it back

I’ve left it on for a bit simply to find people, but yeah eventually I do not need to see that. It may have just been a way to populate the feed with a low user base

Threads looks like the in-game fake Twitter feed for like NBA2K

oh boy this is awkward

Hey mom? Yeah hey bad news about that loan you co-signed for me. Yeah they repossessed my apes.

Having to list all lienholders on my ape before posting it for sale

Close to making the switch to my home screen

Me settling into Bluesky following the exact same set of people I’ve followed for a decade now: this is so new and exciting!

turns out “posts to read” beats out “no posts to read” quality be damned

i remember when bourdain died one of his friends said “he was nice to the people you should be nice to and mean to the people you should be mean to” and i think thats how you should live your life

Eric I was promised fantastic posts

Third eye blind guy story time

(emerging from the muck, covered in sludge and grime, absolute filth, the grass withers around me with every step and a horrible stench lingers in the air) what’s up. other websites down

I went to the Apple Store because I was fully confident the speaker in my AirPod was dead/dying and instead they just cleaned gunk out of it and it was fine. What I’m saying is it might just be gross and embarrassing

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