it’s true. by which i assume they mean a sausage.

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lovely beast

article screenshot: I’m on record with a mixture of deep appreciation and jealousy for the amount of televised creative outlets afforded to comics in the UK. I’m sure this is an incredibly sugar-coated view, and I’m sure that there’s an incredibly buffet of shit to be eaten in the comedy business no matter where you are. What I think the United States comedy scene is sorely lacking is the panel shows that not only provide screentime to comedians, but do so while asking nothing of them than to be funny in the way that they naturally are. What I think is so centrally appealing and pays such dividends across the cornucopia of these sorts of shows is that they are, by nature, only the loosest of constraints. What Britain seems to have when it comes to their comedians that America could bear to develop is any sort of confidence in their ability to be funny. Whether it’s QI or Would I Lie To You or any number of so-and-so countdowns, it’s all nothing more than a springboard for the talent to, well, actually display their talent. In the U.S., it feels like the entertainment industry has no idea what to do with somebody who’s funny. Unless they’re already a cardboard cutout easily propped in the back of a mediocre sitcom and fed a catchphrase to parrot, they’re inscrutable as to their usage. Watching the U.S. try to capitalize on homegrown comedic talent is like peering into a kitchen that refuses to make anything but Chicken Parmesan, regardless of whether the groceries available to them include chicken or parmesan cheese.

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i mean the PR emails pitching stories definitely come in bunches but there’s also a level of risk reporting this stuff out vs like the “some cool event is happening we’d love you to cover” that imo would be make any writer bury it offhand w/o instruction from above to cover it

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and if you don’t eat it within 5 seconds of being made it literally feels like you pulled it out of the trash??

whatever you think of the democrats’ election strategy, one thing that is undeniably working is texting Eli Yudin 16 times a day

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like idk if it’s botting but i would love to see some engagement metrics and time on page for the free press, or if they just turned CBS into THE news network for autonomous web crawlers

aw shit man i’m sorry!!

y'know given the hyperbole of youtube thumbnails i was genuinely charmed scrolling past this

Pope Leo is the first Pope to have ever experienced the US healthcare system, so there's that

i feel like i got shot with a wet cannonball

every time i eat fettuccine alfredo it makes me wonder if i’ve been secretly lactose intolerant my whole life

8:30 i messed up!!

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2.5 million views

can’t recommend enough keeping a bag of these bad boys in the fridge and gnawing away

an Amazon notification saying Shipped: “Wahl Clipper Self-Haircut”

move over, baby shoes never worn, here’s a sad story in FOUR words

my god they’re even more my people than I thought

no idea what they’re saying but i know we would understand each other with a world weary nod

hell yeah molchat doma rocks

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Thing that really gets my goat is the way people are eager to fund this bullshit but you need eleven layers of analysis and a ton of collateral if you want to open a small grocery store in a food desert.

but what did she say about the jacket?

he’s mean