Oh. That. Maybe start by calling him a Cutie Idiot and see where it goes form there.

I have a wonderful set of friends... but I'm still in on the heist!

Why would you refrain from doing that?

A haircut is like therapy, it's all well and good until the moment you step outside and it gets all fucked again.

I forget whose joke I'm stealing... but hey, at least with my hair, I don't have to worry about haircuts anymore.

Baseball's Greatest Moments (1989) YouTube video by MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL ON VHS

OH MY GOD, SOMEONE UPLOADED IT!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Qab...

I don't think I watched this since 1992 or '93. I know what I'm doing tonight.

Sometimes, I still hear the interstitial music from Baseball's Greatest Moments in my head. I watched the shit out of that every winter.

And pastrami is the most sensual of the salted, cured meats.

The fun part is that I really haven't heard much uproar from Canadian drinkers (around me, and also including me) that they're missing something. They just switched brands. How many would switch back?

That's not a rhetorical question, I'm genuinely curious how many would switch back.

Mhmmm... if I can't at least, AT A MINIMUM 'check out as guest' I will simply not use your platform, or buy your product.

I do think tech companies are underestimating the amount of
- new account fatigue
- new app fatigue
- useless upgrade fatigue
- terms of service fatigue

Matt Damon playing a 14th century French knight that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mullet. Beard. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and cigarette smoke.

Matt Damon while playing Odysseus who also looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Long, skinny beard. Smells like horseshit, pine tar, and perhaps Mediterranean herbs.

Matt Damon playing a 19th century cowboy that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mustache. Shaggy hair. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and definitely chewing tobacco.

Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.

As Canadian baseball fans, we need to decide. And stick to the decision...

Kilometers Straw
or
Spencer Kilometers

What I learned from Prince and Muhammad Ali was that it’s possible to love yourself so much that everybody else does, too.

Bigfoot

Gonna take advantage of bluesky’s… uh, situation to post these photos of Bigfoot I’ve been sitting on

In the US, it’s National Library Workers’ Day, and I would be remiss to let it pass without reminding you that the “library workers are magic” narrative leads bad places. Love, respect, and cherish them, but also pay them, staff libraries appropriately, and let them draw boundaries.

Not only is Beetle Moses this generation's Gary Larson, but he reliably uses alt text.

Huh... different viruses (kinda) but isn't COVID still the number one cop killer?

It's open season for refusing AI There's been a wave of successful efforts to ban, reject and shut down AI.

If you want to understand the powerful backlash to AI, and why it's open season for refusing such projects, local data center movements are a great place to start. Especially since they've gone national.

That Andrew W.K. was replaced, as he used to be a sensitive poet before he made rock songs about partying.

This Is Just To Say

I have turned off
the AI features
that were in
the update

and which
you were probably
hoping
to monetize

Fuck you
they were stupid
so unnecessary
and so annoying

That was the original Yugioh jingle, right?

I'm not *that* outdoorsy, anyways.

Eat Prey. Love.

What do you think with... your brain? Weirdo.

i'm happy to see the onion take over infowars. i've been a big fan of the onion for quite a long time and it's given me plenty of laughs over the years. and as for infowars, i really disliked alex jones and disagreed with him on a whole lot of things. so to me, this whole situation is a win-win

It's been so interesting to watch this unfold. Barnes & Noble and other big book chains shut indies down in the the 1990s (and on) and then Amazon came along and ate up all the book market share. Now people tired of big corporations are creating demand for more indies

Th be fair, not knowing the difference is a BIG Christian thing.

Shame he and Alan Roden were never together.