Two women carrying bundles of sticks on their backs with the text “women carrying faggots”. Mothers.

Can’t stop listening to the new Jessie Ware and Honey Dijon albums

I think they intentionally slow the line down to try to get people to buy their stupid fast pass lane ticket

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Ahh missed it! My bestie was supposed to grab them but then he had an emergency at work.

What's the presale code?! I never got it!

I gummied too close to the sun last night

Me sending out my skeets today

Did you ask for his opinion?

Photo of the Grand Canyon from an airplane window

Saw the Grand Canyon this morning

Waiting for my flight at O’Hare and they just didn’t announcement for a moment of silence for 9/11. On April 15th.

I haven’t flown in a while. Does this happen every day now?

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Gondwanaland!

Drop your crime fighting Catholics

Watching How to Get From Heaven to Belfast for the plot

The plot:

JD Vance is a great starting point for creating a compelling Lawful Evil D&D villain with a Charisma so low that they end up being Chaotic Good on accident.

Oathbreaker Paladin, obviously.

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Willam on a rooftop telling Cal, "you couldn't top Troye Sivan if he specifically bloomed for you."

Finally finished Eastsiders last night (very late to the party, I know) and this line had my cackling

Just protein shakes

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Okay CTA. This is a good sign.

Sausage pizza and a Diet Cole on a colorful plastic tablecloth featuring plates and cutlery

The Logan Square slice place saved my life last night

So nice I liked it twice

How is it only Tuesday?

Michigan boys know how to party.

Go Blue