Dude thank you so much honestly

Wing suit flying is me

If i was a sport i would be this. Dont ask me about it please

This has been driving me insane (as someone who's been frantically applying to jobs since I was laid off at the end of March 2025). Either they want a glorified prompt engineer or are just putting out vaporware job listings.

The Post-Explosion Fake Jobs of the LinkedIn Apocalypse Now Have Some Sort of Radiation Sickness The situation on LinkedIn now resembles

Latest Substack of every job listing being a shadow creature doing the pink elephants on parade scene from Dumbo substack.com/@audipenny/n...

The Post-Explosion Fake Jobs of the LinkedIn Apocalypse Now Have Some Sort of Radiation Sickness The situation on LinkedIn now resembles

Latest Substack of every job listing being a shadow creature doing the pink elephants on parade scene from Dumbo substack.com/@audipenny/n...

Roxy asking what is happening

asking what is happening

hello my name is huey and these are my brothers dewey and louie. we are ducks. and we are christian nationalists

It would be really wonderful to have even one Fucking clue about what’s going on anymore at all. It would be nice but I guess I don’t require it apparently

When the baby carrot too bulbous I’m like this is not a baby. I don’t know what this is but it’s not baby

my apologies!

I’m officially done with Wendy’s Reddit email perfect

(Kicks down the door of my own apartment)

fantastic i love it

Sometimes I don’t know everything of what Taco Bell is saying to me anymore. And I am trying to accept that. It’s ok! It’s going to be okay for all of us

Every time I walk into my bathroom my Waterpik smirks because it knows it’s about to spray me in the head

It’s possible!

It might be I don’t know anything anymore

Top Trump official says portal opened in White House bathroom and the president fell in there and got stuck and has been walking back and forth between dimensions but they are all just various McDonald’s locations

me:
the taco bell app at 9:30pm on sunday: nacho problem fam but fry’m gonna need u to not ghost my burrito k?

Cringe is joy wearing a little costume. It’s a dancing bitch. It’s so annoying and also life affirming and whenever someone uses it to describe something I like I smirk happily and feel hopeful. Don’t know what this means but will figure out hahaha

That is wonderful Pope Francis II

❤️🫵❗️

I’ve decided that instead of panicking I’m Going to do other things occasionally !

I look forward to watching it and letting you know

🤝

For me or the robot

Thank You 🫡

Thank you !

Hey dude if you see me chasing a food delivery robot down the street later today truly don’t worry about it I’m just trying something

last night I had a dream that I walked by the president of the United States as he screamed into a Hot Topic that he wants pasta with garlic sauce for dinner tonight. am I the new attorney general?

sometimes you live up your boss’s ass and he evicts you. you, of all people! you paid rent to live in an apartment inside of an ass. and yet