The ten percent of my brain I use is 70 percent occupied by the phrase “cops if your quick.”

A can of purportedly sunshine flavored sparkling water from La Croix.

Feels like there’s a real marketing opportunity for Atmosphere here if they could get La Croix to make a hard version of this.

As the scrolls foretold.

Is this “Tempted” by Squeeze?

A how-to book about buying cows titles Before You Have a Cow.

How I open the discussion with my children when I’ve finished off the rest of the Easter candy.

me, confused, lifts all of my civilization with my hands: please. My west.

An elderly man wearing a bright pink sweatshirt that says BIKINI KILL.

Can’t stop buying sweatshirts but can you blame me?

I mean, it worked once.

Ben Collins has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever

“And the robots in their riot gear / glimmer in my rear view mirror”

If you see this, post something orange from your gallery.

Sure, I’ve saved some new albums from new artists I should dig into, but I also have this playlist with every version of Hendrix’s “Red House” on streaming in order from shortest to longest and it’s not going to listen to itself.

Pearing Mohde

Guy unlocking the gate on the Chili’s: “Mornin’, Brian.”

This Saturday, 120 Minutes is subbing for Big Trouble. Come wallow in the alternative music of the '80s and '90s* from 6-8 pm at the White Squirrel.

* - like, actually alternative. Menu includes Butthole Surfers, Dinosaur Jr, Hot Snakes, etc.

You forgot about GIF

Really selling @robmahoney.bsky.social short.

I really appreciate how many NBA players these days look like they could be playing bass for Living Colour.

I’m a humanities guy, I take my math wins where I can.

Spurs unis look GREAT.

So I guess Orange Julius is 100 years old.

I can’t believe how good older French men are at wearing pants.

The off-white ones are HAWT.

Joke’s on them, you can’t kill the undead.

I can definitely think of some cultures that have proved regressive and harmful, and they’re they’re the ones Palantir is aspiring to.

They’re playing at Grand Old Day on June 7 for free 99.

This is their first TCs show in like 15 years. They played that!

At the Plastic Constellations show. It’s nice to be reminded that my younger years were a thing that happened, not just a personal illusion.

Tom Buchanan.