me too

so happy for you!! <3 <3 <3

this might be the deciding moment in Baker Mayfields career

enjoying the customary todd bowles completely fuck up the secondary as we blitz too many times experience

OH MY GOD WE CAN RUN THE BALL

mike evans is so fucking cool

i hate soft zone coverage
i hate soft zone coverage
i hate soft zone coverage
i hate soft zone coverage
i hate soft zone coverage

it's going to be a LOOOOOONG night

i have been yelling about high snaps since week 1

this is going to be a long night

oh my god we might be able to run the ball tonight

Who had Giulio Douhet revival on their 2023 bingo card?

BAKER MAYFIELD
BAKER MAYFIELD
BAKER MAYFIELD
BAKER MAYFIELD
TAMPA BAKER
TAMPA BAKER
TAMPA BAKER

Antoine Winfield Jr can use any of my holes he wants

That's not true, I say that last part all the time

i'm pretty sure all this "backlash" about the new king kong game is just flatout marketing. because why the fuck would anyone care about a (cell phone??) king kong game in 2023: this is literally the only reason i've heard of it

I didn't even know about it, and if I don't know about a King Kong game it's DIRE

I'm so fucked

Guess who doesn't know where she's sleeping tonight, again?

I love Jake Camarda

You're not posting these things ironically. You're just a fascist.

If anyone is capable of doing it, why do disability benefits exist?

You're the ones calling disabled people liars and disability benefits a scam. You're the ones demanding they be ground up!

Haven't you heard? There's no such thing as people who can't work! They're all capable of becoming illustrators!

The NFL should leave him in London

I loathe Dan Orlovsky and his inane opinions and his annoying voice

Isn't this just madden e-sports?

If NFL expansion plans are real, and we end up with a London team, I'm going to be so mad that we have to have London games every week and interact with the fucking *nglish

Now that I've managed to cut out eating, it's time to stop sleeping too