Flyover at Real Salt Lake game.

That’s a big boy!!

#Chonkers

Big Boy steam engine.

This is a Big Boi.

At the Salt Lake airport there is a kiosk offering help finding a lost phone. To access the help you need to scan a QR code… which requires a phone. Which you’ve lost.

This is no different than the Israelites building a golden calf while Moses was on Mt Sinai. I’m begging for forgiveness on behalf of our country.

Ugh. So sorry friend.

My wife has had success putting her results into ChatGPT and asking for an interpretation.

Seriously, who knew the best SKC defender was “Crossbar?”

Last year we had seats up front at a @guster concert… my kid pocketed a ping pong ball after Airport Song. Hey friends. What’s the official ruling on ill gotten ping pong balls?

…a drunken 3rd grader with a limited thesaurus.

Who TF wrote this speech? It sounds like a drunken 3rd grader put it together.

The water in question.

“Dad, come quick. Water is running down the stairs!!!!!”

His name is Robert Paulson.

Let’s do this!

#Leykis101

I’ve missed having @realsaltlake.com soccer on TV.

Quick... turn on Utah State v Villanova.

Chuck Norris didn’t die… he simply realized there were no more worthy opponents left here on earth.

I was there… the first yellow was weak as there wasn’t any actual contact with the opposing player… the second yellow was also weak… but because it happened in the penalty area it became a yellow. Anywhere else on the field and it’s a standard foul.

Properly outfitted!!

Love that they brought back the “Where’s Waldo” kits!!!

Also… yes, wearing @brianrosenworcel.bsky.social’s favorite t shirt.

Jesus on the Radio

(For context): open.spotify.com/track/2TghKs...

5(ish) am… March 16th. Happy “Jesus on the Radio” day!!!

That story is… wackha doodle doo!!!

Oh hey!!!

Not terrible TSA today.

What a game. Congrats Team USA!