Thank god I'm on Android

I think it's because they are not real. It's all fake success, fake fans, I just can't be bothered to get upset as none of it counts. On the other hand, Man U, Scousers, Arsenal - I wish them nothing but ill will.

I'm already wearing claret and blue, I just need to learn the words to "I'm forever blowing bubbles" ready for tomorrow night.

Jesus Villa, don't do that to me! That game had me sweating like a Bluenose in a spelling test. #AVFC

Yeah, black pudding is a bit daunting for the uninitiated!! Seek out some Irish white pudding instead - you won't regret it!

Nice pint, but half the breakfast is missing!!

Error? Oh do fuck off, Sky.

Considering they were occupied by the Russians for the best part of half a century, I can't understand why these Eastern European countries vote in Putin's mates.

Sorry, been to too many Villa Cov games in the past - can't help myself!! Will be good to have some local opposition again though!

The fact that people exist and can make a living out of this nonsense is a sad indictment on your society!

Surely even he knows that would be so toxic for public opinion that he couldn't dare do it?

Look forward to beating you next season! 😉

Surely those trains run anyway, world cup or not, and still transport people to and from domestic games at that venue? Why's it suddenly going to cost millions more? I don't buy it.

Pretty sure he wouldn't want to be the black guy.

You might give people ideas!!!

Games gone.

There's an article in today's Guardian that says the shuttle buses from the city centre to the stadiums will set you back $95!!!!!

Hang on - I can see sausage bacon and egg on a plate with mint choc chip ice cream and pancakes. That right there is a war crime.

Even when I put to one side ICE and all the other gun toting lunatics roaming the streets, I've just priced up some local hotels around the dates of England's matches - yeah, no thanks!!!

That's a thing of beauty

That explains why my knees are fucked.

I've just realised it's by @coldwarsteve.bsky.social , a national treasure in the UK and artistic genius!! Check out his other works - I think you'll appreciate it!

I bet he didn't tip either

That's a work of genius!!

Why would you plaster your own face all over it? I thought the point of the blacked out windows was to stop anyone knowing you drive one?

You only have to look at how Villa have improved since we got rid of Lange. The fact we've gone in opposite directions to each other is no coincidence.

If you look towards the back of the field they've erected a curtain around Spurs, as the vet approaches with his shotgun...

I always wondered what Jimmy did when they cancelled Saint and Greavesy.