I- I think I might have a heteronormativity fetish

investigation is not an end in itself, investigation is like love.

horrible i may be, but not a person.

take me on a dozen dates, text me every night at 2am, bake me cookies and brush my hair, be the reason i dont kill myself, move me in with you, and only then tell me that you're straight T_T

better an inferior copy than a still-worse original

me: close your eyes.
you: *close your eyes*
i: *stick a needle into my cheek*
me: now was that sharp or dull?

guanyin is my little sister.

what's the point in learning anything these days? if you have a question, your portable hitler already knows everything.

i used to run my hands under cold water for five minutes every time before i left for school or layed down to sleep. during the day, i would grab onto bits of metal to draw out the heat. after experiencing a hard days work and falling in love, i now understand the pleasure of the hot water tap.

これは復活の呪文のマイちゃんですわ。いい運と幸せがあなたに来るんだけど、この絵をリポストするだけ。

At the moment the soup reaches his lips, he remembers... all his cash got mushed-up and soggy in the waves! He won't be able to pay. But it's too late now, he's already got his saliva all up in it. They'll make him do the dishes all afternoon.

i want to cry but the walls are too thin

going to replace my bed with a container full of soil and worms

intentions inputted yield outputs up to 10x more intentional than the original prompt.

"genderflux" means i'll be your personal meido for the even-numbered months, and you do the odds.

a hole with a shoe in it is better than a water full of boots.

i despise video games and people who talk about them (apart from tetris)

i've fallen head over heels for everyone who's ever touched me intimately without asking first.

here you go, litter.catbox.moe/wzuund.pdf