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Posts by Witty Volkova
Ooh thatโs tough. I do love my sea themed wrist/hand tattoo and my queen xenoโฆ.
sometimes i'm editing videos or pics and I'm like huh, I kind of have a lot of tattoos
it's the chao garden from sonic adventure battle 2, they're so cute sleeping all cozy
I have to go to my mind palace
CONGRATS!!!!!!
oh no it just occurred to me that people are going to dress up like kristi noem's husband for halloween
(also that gorgeous choker necklace with the quartz sword is from www.gogolhaus.art/products/sin...)
Witty in chainmail with an ethereal princess
Witty in chainmail with a feisty hyena and glamorous siren
I take my job of protecting maidens VERY SERIOUSLY ๐ช๐คโ๏ธ
Only took $80 in ride shares total and $93 for the actual draw ๐ฅฒ you guys I think America might suck? ๐
SUCCESS. Blood drawn!
literally with the needle still in my arm!!! and then again after!
heh @themoulinrogue.bsky.social
The cover of a black and white zine on a green textured paper background. In the background are carabiners, a headlamp, a journal, rope, and a map. The cover of the zine has the title Underneath and a large etching style illustration of a narrow cave chamber. A natural fountain springs up from the rock floor. Statues of dragons and lions and weird dogs all spit water across the chamber into each other's mouths intersecting with the single stream of water erupting from the natural fountain.
The cover of the game zine We Shall Be Monsters. The title is in an embellished black letter font in white over a black background with a low contrast image of a doctor standing over a dead body on a slab. The zine is displayed on textured paper with a silk handkerchief and a small saw next to it.
I am beyond thrilled to announce that TWO of my games have been nominated for Indie Groundbreaker Awards!
Underneath for Best Rules
&
We Shall Be Monsters for Best Writing
Honoured to be nominated alongside so many great games and peers!
www.igdnonline.com/groundbreakers
LET'S GOOOOOOOO
Multiple people wishing me a happy 4/20 is a reminder that everyone assumes I smoke weed. I donโt, Iโm just like this
This has been, witty complains aloud about the broken ass healthcare system. Thank you
After an hour of getting nowhere online/phone had to take a $20 uber to a quest and hit buttons on a kiosk and make an appointment for later today. AHHHHHHH at least itโs sorted. Medical stuff is STUPID.
Idk when Iโll be streaming this week if at all, Iโm sorry!!
Oh apparently because of that fuckhead nurse I have to skip stream today and figure out who can draw my blood today ASAP because I need it before I have a procedure on Wednesday. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Sorry guys, idk when Iโll stream this week
The nurse drawing my blood on friday not only missed my vein after bragging about how good he was, but asked me out WHILE the needle was in my arm. And wouldn't try again. So I spent $95 (uber not included) to be hit on by the nurse and not get my blood drawn AHHHHHH (I did report him, don't worry)
Brought me right back to Neotropolis ๐ (worth it)
I do it all for the maidens ๐
Witty at ren faire with flowers
Witty in chainmail with a sword
They werenโt kidding, if you blow your nose after ren faire it really is all dirt boogies
Woman at the coffee shop: woah, you look like you should be a cool goth going to ren faire!
Well, thatโs where Iโm headed! LA is funny because people are generally unfazed by people in costumes.
BABY JUMPSCARE
ahhhh thank you! let me know what you think!!
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I have to get an endoscopy on wednesday (camera down throat into belly), what would be the funniest thing I can swallow to surprise them before I go in?
Wittyโs looking at something
Wittyโs happy and covered in blood
Me before and after playing Mantis:
wittlegoblin.itch.io/mantis
You get it ๐