My Texas week in review…I have to come back.

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Was asking people today if they wore green yesterday and I think they lied to me. It’s not like I was going to pinch them if they said no.

*i was totally going to pinch them if they said no. 🤨

It’s weird that your app doesn’t know that rain comes from clouds.

What the heck is wrong with strawberries?!?

Always unstoppable

HAPPY St. PATRICK's DAY, but not nearly as happy as that time I was invited to Dublin to be the Guest of Honor in their parade where it was our pleasure to meet the delightful President of Ireland, Michael D. Higgins & everyone was very nice. ☘️ 🇮🇪 😃

Today we all stayed home. 🇺🇸 📆 😐

I'm not a doctor but I know adding salted caramel to anything makes it an antidepressant.

Practice number 2 today. Loving this.

*Puts away all these tools for making tables.

Tomorrow I will be offering free pinches.

I did it, today at work. I said I was going to go use the bathroom and that I most likely am incubating rotten eggs and apologized in advance. I held a straight face throughout.

One of the guys in the office: “you’re kinda known for that already, don’t you think.”

No one laughed!!! 🤨

I ended up watching it twice on Saturday.

If only they knew.

Me too!! But I took a painting class and well it’ll have to wait.

Finding reasons to smile

Ok, 4 weeks. You are barely 30.

Two weeks ago

I’m going to use this line next time I announce I have to go use the bathroom. Word for word.

Anna Farris

I went good there one times.

I’m right handed! It’s the left that’s not as good. But…fun fact, I can write mirror image with my left hand and I can do it WHILE writing with my right.

It is NOT Opposite Day!

Done.

My left arm is sore.

Is this because I don’t like Brie?

My left arm is sore as I’m building my violin muscles!

Look all this truth you’re spitting out!

Well, did you?

You spit them out?