Home for 2 weeks and I already need another internet free break in the middle of nowhere 😅

Trump’s reverse Midas touch strikes again!

Just hope he endorses Farage next.

Amongst the heaps of tourists there certainly were some beautiful moments in Skye

The perfect excuse to stop working out

I feel you

I’m unsure what. But something has to change…Newcastle being a Saudi state owned club is a hard pill to swallow, but being average despite this (and the mackems doing the double on us) is another thing all together #nufc

What a week 😅 - finally heading to the pub!

Nice to visit this fine specimen of a cat

Cat sitting and I already feel ganged up on

I fucking love this perfectly chaotic club 🖤🤍 #nufc

It’s always important to treat people as individuals - even if their country is objectionable.

By allowing the US to use our bases we have turned fire on ourselves increasing the risk to British troops and civilians.

We need a full divorce. We can’t be complicit.

Hamish, my parents’ replacement child

How can I ever leave the house if she looks at me through the window like this?!

This is great news - glad that Reform have been beaten. What concerns me is how well the Labour vote held up… I sincerely hope that tactical voting on the progressive side of politics improves ahead of the next general election.

The quayside 🥰

The saddest thing about the bathroom being done is that eventually Ashley will lose her boxes.

Drop a crush from your youth…

(I was sadly let down)

Trump loves suing people.... so the PM should take a leaf out of his book. Starmer should sue the President for illegal damage to the British economy.

Don’t worry Donald - we will settle for £100bn, that’s how it works right?

The US is engaging in economic warfare with us an our European friends. History will judge us if we don’t retaliate… I support this with a heavy heart and deep anxiety.

Finally… a royal having to account for their actions

I’m giving up drunk cigs for lent. So far so good 🤞

The fuck…

It’s definitely a sign of getting old (and lazy) that instead of playing tennis or badminton, I spend most of my time playing darts

Very odd choice to choose honest Bob Jenrick to be their chancellor… symbolises reform wants a return to Tory economic policy.

There aren’t enough coffees on earth to get me through today 🫩

I wanted to get to sleep as soon as getting home. Ashley has decided otherwise

More than happy to be back in Newcastle!

First ever TV appearance

Finally going into her den!