Sweet Jesus 🥵

wooooof

Deal!

Forgot I posted this — I changed my Facebook name to Teddy and asked everyone to make the switch on 21 May!

Oh, you KNOW I would.

Thank you!!

Some kind of bizarre punk/lumberjack crossbreed (blue mohawk, eyebrow slit, suspenders, and red flannel).

Have you ever been trying out an outfit you're unsure of, only to accidentally take a fucking AMAZING selfie?

Cause...

A doctor’s letter to United Healthcare for denying nausea meds for a child on chemo

.... 👀👀👀

Oh hot damn!

You know how shaving off your beard (or, at least, my beard) takes ten years off how old you look?

Apparently, that's proportional, cause I shaved half of it and I look 5 years younger. 😂

Same

I don't even like it when cis guys call their hole their cunt!!

Someone asked in a Facebook group I'm in what a "twunt" was, and my gay ass went to "twink cunt" before "twat/cunt" (which was the correct answer). 🫠

The warlock put amplification spell on his hat making him extremely horny outdoors. It got so intense he no longer cared if he got caught and he never realized something he was wearing was amplifying his feelings and making his fetish reality

S a m e

WOOF

Yussss. (View from my bed because I'm too lazy to get up...)

I mean that's the difference between left and right wings, largely

Oh, I want one

😈

🫡😵‍💫

Oh hot damn

You know — soldiers make some of the best hypno subs.

... And vice versa. 😏😵‍💫

*hugs*

HAHAHA ILU

Oh hells yes

Repost if you'd get dad's stink on you 😈

Aww mine stay in place.