sorry i'm in my lyricsposting era it will continue until conditions improve

stay at least 'til i'm asleep 'cause i'm pretty fuckin' confident that i'll die the next time i'm alone in my bedroom, in my own fuckin' bedroom

jarvis, back to my bullshit

my email is always open to cumshots

sorry i'm in my lyricsposting era it will continue until conditions improve

and with my walkman, i am gonna walk, man, straight to your doorbell and ring it and say how great you are

but i am just a dog so maybe that's to be expected. woof

i think sometimes - okay, most of the time - the things i say is just noises and not, like, intelligent thought

sometimes i'm in bed and i'm like aw man aw fuck. i forgot how to go to sleep

she said you're no good if you're running without love

jarvis show me one eyed makeup looks for photography professionals

yeah that's what i'm gonna do when i get home

overwhelming my system with caffeine and nicotine to survive the work day has anyone tried this before???

lol rent check bounced despite me having just enough money in my account all weekend so now i've had to scrounge up $150 in fees and will be completely broke until next wednesday when i'll still be broke because that check is all going to other bills haha

every day 🙌

shout out to girlfriends who live walking distance away, the way it was meant to be

we're gonna be swimming in jawbreakers this summer

my plex performance has been heinous the last week or so man i'm gonna freak the fuck out

go fast

that's what happened to me

fuck once again i've procrastinated getting ready and now i must speedrun

in the words of the poet billy ray cyrus, much to think about

that's some lyraslop each movie is worse than the last and i absolutely adore the first two

it's just bad writing is all. tacky

in the sitcom of my literal actual real life, this episode unfortunately has a laugh track over a montage of me extremely high making this twenty minute walking journey to my friend's place

yassified joji

somehow both more and less gay than "i like your shoelaces"

i pass better when it's warm outside

went on the t-mobile website out of morbid curiosity and lmao dude these rate plans make no sense what is even going on over there

hungry but can't will myself to get out of bed oh well