Right as I was posting this she fell asleep and dropped her head and I thought she DIED

You have never been this locked in. Not once in your life. She’s like 2 mm from the sofa arm

In my head it I pronounce it love shack faaaaancyyyyy like it’s “love shack baby”

Love shack fancy sounds like a store in the sims 2

You should be able to opt out of Managing your Cookie preferences online for one year with 6 hours of volunteering at a food bank

jar jar bolsonaro: “meesa sick”

While also begging at the same time

I hope I enjoy my new life in Elgin

Tonally he’s all over the place

Really weird way to tell me you’re raising my rent my man

New hearing aid this week…. Tech upgrade for your favorite android

This is so awesome to me I crave this dynamic

I need this love for me I’m manifesting it

Sex as a service

A tweet from Pope Leo XIV that reads: “When simulation becomes the norm, it weakens the human capacity for discernment. As a result, our social bonds close in upon themselves, forming self-referential circuits that no longer expose us to reality. We thus come to live within bubbles, impermeable to one another. Feeling threatened by anyone who is different, we grow unaccustomed to encounter and dialogue. In this way, polarization, conflict, fear and violence spread. What is at stake is not merely the risk of error, but a transformation in our very relationship with truth.”

Apparently the Pope has read Baudrillard.

Putting on more types of face lotion than I have in awhile which means, despite what you’d think, that I’m getting less mentally ill

😳 there’s a PENNY in the lake 😳
👀 but it’s not what I thought 😔

Sorry but you’re insane if you’re biking on Ashland on Saturday afternoon on your little divvy bike like do you not value life or living or being alive

Steve inskeep uncensored

Susie nailed his ass unintentionally because he’s classic dry drunk

Hey man. Yeah we’ve got 2 dozen guys on background that say you’re a crazy piece of shit

Keep honking I’m listening to alt country and crying

I wrote an essay for Criterion about "Corporate Thrillers," including Wall Street, The Devil's Advocate, Disclosure, Michael Clayton, and more

I feel like Diddy Kong under the effects of the disease

Actually fuck I take it back he looks like the really annoying guy in season 2 of white lotus

Would

Her telling Hannah not to marry an odd man that you have to socialize for the world around him was so ice cold lol. I think about it all the time

Price wars on rentals becoming a thing in Chicago and I’m going to become homeless on the principle of it

Joe talking about MMT on odd lots… looking at me in the eye and saying he’s the same kind of communist as me

(transferring to Arthur’s school from Arthur) so what the fuck are you guys