They think you're stupid.

LOLOL Avs fans bitching about a linesman getting hit by the puck. Such whiney bitches.

Just finished our first puzzle from The Magic Puzzle Company.

That was way more fun than a jigsaw puzzle has any business being. From start to finish.

5yo and 3yo lost their ever loving minds on the magic trick.

A++

Definitely buying the whole set.

Why are there some many empty seats in the lower bowl of an overtime playoff hockey game?

Karoline Leavitt @PressSec Fact Sheet: President Donald J. Trump is Accelerating Medical Treatments for Serious Mental Illness

we've noticed and i'm glad he's getting help

“I hate these nerds. Just because I’m dumber than them, they think they’re smarter than me.”

Look, for my money the absolute game changer technologies right now are batteries and biosciences, not statistically modeling a mid conversation, but you do you.

I'm not joking when I say mRNA technology is more important than "AI" and it's a tragedy we're throwing billions into one while our government is aggressively defunding the other.

Avs fans are the whiniest bunch in the league. I hate watching their home games.

The kids are on a They Might Be Giants kick lately, so “Factory Showroom.”

The best time of the year has begun. Go Sabres and Oilers!
#StanleyCupPlayoffs

One thing about Kash Patel eventually being fired is there’s no way to imagine what his face will look like upon hearing the news.

A photo of Mrs Rachel Robinson, the wife of baseball legend Jackie Robinson, sitting on chair smiling in a red dress. 103 years old

While Jackie Robinson isn't here to be acknowledged on the day named after him, do you know who is?

Mrs. Rachel Robinson herself.

Who will be turning 104 in July.

And she still serves on the board of the Jackie Robinson Foundation

JFC

holy shit he actually conceded

folks, they tell you they’re invincible

they tell you they’re inevitable

they tell you that you should give up and stop fighting

and absolutely none of that is true

Only a master deal maker could achieve the status quo of 5 weeks ago in exchange for accomplishing nothing of value and turning his country into a global pariah. Thank you sir

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

new yorker headline: THIS EASTER, AN AMERICAN POPE CONFRONTS AN AMERICAN WAR

*movie trailer guy voice*

The conditions are absolute dog shit, but at least I could get some turns in today. Mandatory apres at the hot tub before giving it another go tomorrow. ⛷️

Cheers, all.

Shout-out to every other Gen Xer that was holding their breath the entire time for the first five mintues of the launch

For

r e a s o n s

European cave descendants arguing about Native Americans having birthright citizenship in THIS country has to be the most asinine thing I’ve heard all 2026 and it’s already been one hell of an asinine year.

Patel’s hacked email?

i'm glad i'm not a lawyer so i don't have to pretend banning child torture and speech are in any way related

Does it work properly? No.
Are the people making it acting in good faith? No.
Have they ensured it can't be used maliciously? No.
Does it make people's lives better? No.
Will it make people's lives better? No.
Is it profitable? No.
Is it popular? No.
Is it harmless? No.

The argument for AI.

Shout out to the top 5 kings in the world, Martin Luther, Larry, Don, Stephen and Americans don't have a motherfuckin'.

Good. Fuck him.

Attendee of the “Flea-Kicker” game would like a word…

Keeping it purely Cardinals here. Bob Gibson versus Albert Pujols.

Happy Opening Day, everyone!

May this year finally be THE year for your team. Unless it’s the Cubs.

I’m at ICE HQ