Genuinely rooting for you two 💕

This keeps happening! Nothing we can do, I’m afraid

They haven't told the players in the Thunder/Suns game yet (waiting for a break) but I'm hearing from reliable sources that the NBA isn't going to continue with the rest of the playoffs this year because the "vibes are bad" and "something feels off" so they're going to cancel the rest of the games.

It was not a television theme song. I’m not telling what it is, maybe I can keep it contained

I just thought to myself “What was that song I had stuck in my head so insidiously 6 months ago I couldn’t fall asleep some nights?” and then I PURSUED THAT THOUGHT. what the hell, brain

One of the “Geese are a PsyOp”threads on Reddit has devolved into an argument about time signatures, which is the Godwin’s Law of all musical discussions.

So sleek and aerodynamic!

Nicole Kidman, sneaking into the room while we say goodbye to mom, whispering: Pretend I’m not heah

Certainly not an excuse for voting for actual demons, but I don’t think it’s Reality Bites’s fault that a lot of people got real cynical about the democratic process. They did a whole Supreme Court case about it

Generational discourse is astrology for political scientists, but it’s interesting to see vibes-based diagnoses of why Gen X votes conservatively and not data on who bought all those houses that got foreclosed on from 2008-2012

this is what teenagers in movies looked like during the iraq war

It’s enough to know that at least one other person understands this feeling

Nobody would ever say you don’t get those tags on real tight!

MYSTIC TAILOR: I make the heavenly sweatpants with my twin daughters. Gentle Seamstress Grizabella assembles the garment with thread made from a spider’s whisper
ME: Rad, what ab-
TAG ATTACHER BECKY: There is a secret song at the center of the world and its sound is like razors through flesh

Castle Ravenloft sold off 60 acres of the estate to data farms, sad!

I think he hadn’t taken a pic of the kid in his uniform so he had ai do that? I don’t know, I just hate it all

My hairdresser had asked her ex to send her a picture of their kid at his baseball game today, and then she got annoyed bc the picture he sent her was AI generated. We live in hell!!!

TIRED: We live in Philip K. Dick World
WIRED: We live in Paul Verhoeven world
INSPIRED: We live in Jorge Luis Borges world

First Lady Melania Trump holding what we must assume is very normal press conference at the White House in the middle of the day on April 9th 2026 about what, again, we must assume is a very normal subject about which we would expect her to be addressing the public in April 2026.

"To astronauts, don't come back from space! If you can hear me, Melania, don't come back. It is not real Earth. When you went around Moon, it changed, it is not real Earth now. Stay away, astronauts!"

Alito writing a majority opinion in the rendition case US v. Pontiff finding that an originalist reading of Unam Sanctam anticipates the supremacy of the American executive, including multiple AI hallucinations warning about a giant shark named The Melanchthon.

Being frogmarched out of the Criterion closet for unsolicited alphabetization

Headline: Sydney Sweeney - I just want to make films that save people's lives

The Spirit of Dark & Lonely Water from the old public information film that frightened the yoot

This headline immediately prompted the thought of an exciting remake

I can hear her say these things as she practices for Jeopardy and I can hear her very angrily shouting them at Woody Harrelson

Yes that would work!

I haven’t gotten that far, I just wanna hear her ask somebody a question about Cthulhu

Headlines from a breaking news notice: Trump threatens end of civilization Fire alert for your location Freeze warning for your area

If this was in a scene in a Roland Emmerich movie you’d be like “dial it back guys lol”

Hey guys I know there’s a lot going on but I wanted to pop by real quick to share the thing that is steamrolling every other thought in my brain: what it would sound like if Rosie Perez said “Cthulhu” in White Men Can’t Jump

How a blind man made it possible for others with low vision to build Lego sets Like a lot of young children, Matthew Shifrin loved building Lego sets. But because he was blind, Shifrin had to rely on friends and family to help him complete his creations — sometimes bribing them ...

How a blind man made it possible for others with low vision to build Lego sets

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A Juggalo sticker on a Cadillac

Out on the road today I saw a Juggalo sticker on a Cadillac

Oh no!