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hi i want to talk to you about this book

i promise i’ll be fast just hear me out

There is a book cover showing a tall skinny brunette girl in a purple dress and a shorter chubby blonde girl in a pink dress. They are standing in a moonlit garden full of purple roses. 

its purple babey!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Basically it’s about two princesses who are trying to get married to each other and also trying to not get eaten by dragons.

And both of these things are difficult.

There is a picture of the same cover art but this time it is square shaped because it is for the audiobook.

it also comes in square

hi i want to talk to you about this book i promise i’ll be fast just hear me out There is a book cover showing a tall skinny brunette girl in a purple dress and a shorter chubby blonde girl in a pink dress. They are standing in a moonlit garden full of purple roses. its purple babey!!!!!!!!!!!!! Basically it’s about two princesses who are trying to get married to each other and also trying to not get eaten by dragons. And both of these things are difficult. There is a picture of the same cover art but this time it is square shaped because it is for the audiobook. it also comes in square

Okay let me explain

So Princess Esofi has been engaged to Crown Prince Albion since basically forever. But she’s never met him because they live on different continents, just like you and all your mutuals.

Esofi and all six hundred of her ballgowns travel to Ieflaria for the wedding, but when she gets there it turns out the prince recently died in a tragic plot contrivance. 

Now she’s got to marry Albion’s younger sister, the new Crown Princess Adale. The world runs on video game rules when it comes to romance and sexual orientation* so this isn’t a big deal. 

Except Adale doesn’t want to rule the kingdom or marry a stranger because she’s afraid her undiagnosed learning disorder will lead the kingdom to ruin.

Also there are dragons. 

*The reason why the world works this way is slowly revealed over the course of the series.

Okay let me explain So Princess Esofi has been engaged to Crown Prince Albion since basically forever. But she’s never met him because they live on different continents, just like you and all your mutuals. Esofi and all six hundred of her ballgowns travel to Ieflaria for the wedding, but when she gets there it turns out the prince recently died in a tragic plot contrivance. Now she’s got to marry Albion’s younger sister, the new Crown Princess Adale. The world runs on video game rules when it comes to romance and sexual orientation* so this isn’t a big deal. Except Adale doesn’t want to rule the kingdom or marry a stranger because she’s afraid her undiagnosed learning disorder will lead the kingdom to ruin. Also there are dragons. *The reason why the world works this way is slowly revealed over the course of the series.

It's purple babey

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Tales of Inthya is a high fantasy series set in a queernormative world. It follows different f/f couples who do magic and go on adventures. 

This is the first book! The other five are not currently in print (long story) but I am actively rereleasing them with new cover art and bonus content and other fun stuff.

There is a picture of a typical high fantasy novel map. It is brown.

Here is the obligatory high fantasy novel map.

Tales of Inthya is a high fantasy series set in a queernormative world. It follows different f/f couples who do magic and go on adventures. This is the first book! The other five are not currently in print (long story) but I am actively rereleasing them with new cover art and bonus content and other fun stuff. There is a picture of a typical high fantasy novel map. It is brown. Here is the obligatory high fantasy novel map.

okay i lied i also want to talk to you about this book

There is cover art of a lady knight in chainmail holding another lady in a red and white dress. They are surrounded by white flowers. 

Book two is called Daughter of the Sun. It’s about Orsina of Melidrie, a paladin who is big on killing evil things with her sword but not so big on critical thinking. 

It is also about Aelia, who is a chaos goddess without any followers. When Orsina mistakes Aelia for a young woman escaping an abusive family, she offers to escort her to safety and Aelia is like, “Um okay?” 

They have adventures and kill a monster shark and fall in love while Orsina repeatedly fails to identify Aelia’s true nature.

It should be out this summer!

okay i lied i also want to talk to you about this book There is cover art of a lady knight in chainmail holding another lady in a red and white dress. They are surrounded by white flowers. Book two is called Daughter of the Sun. It’s about Orsina of Melidrie, a paladin who is big on killing evil things with her sword but not so big on critical thinking. It is also about Aelia, who is a chaos goddess without any followers. When Orsina mistakes Aelia for a young woman escaping an abusive family, she offers to escort her to safety and Aelia is like, “Um okay?” They have adventures and kill a monster shark and fall in love while Orsina repeatedly fails to identify Aelia’s true nature. It should be out this summer!

okay that’s all thank you bye!!!!!!!!
These books are fun and optimistic and nice and they make a lot of people happy. 

Getting them back into print is super important to me, but it’s also super expensive. 

So I want to say a special thank you to everyone who has supported me so far!!!!!

okay that’s all thank you bye!!!!!!!! These books are fun and optimistic and nice and they make a lot of people happy. Getting them back into print is super important to me, but it’s also super expensive. So I want to say a special thank you to everyone who has supported me so far!!!!!

Purchase here: linktr.ee/effiecalvin

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Cute

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Ciri by Th3Celtic
Map by @holopointz.bsky.social

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𝐌𝐚𝐱 𝐂𝐚𝐮𝐥𝐟𝐢𝐞𝐥𝐝 𝐱 𝐅𝐫𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐝

Max - LeGuymelef
Hair - ecksoh

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we love good spiders

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Eepy Elster

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I was worried it would be overly sad and depressing but I was happy where we ended up, with a nice bit of hope. I'm interested in what we'll get next, ilune seemed cool and I hope that means more sora and maybe a little bit of Ayla and flowers too

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a veteran mech pilot that kind of dates/kind of owns a refurbished combat doll and every time she look at it she get flashes of the hundreds of that same model she's left crushed and burning in her wake, fighting to ignore the sensory echoes of what it feels like to shatter ceramic shell bodies.

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Cried a lot it was perfect

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I'm at 90 now... 😭😭

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What maladaptive daydreaming does to a mfer

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I'm only at 67 percent rn and I'm scared 😰

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Lest

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Panel 1: Kassidy and Sabine find a secluded alley to themselves. Sabine activated her cybernetics to nullify the effects of her being a blank
Panel 2: Kassidy gets close, asks Sabine if this is what she wants. 
Panel 3: Kassidy pulls Sabine in for a kiss.

Panel 1: Kassidy and Sabine find a secluded alley to themselves. Sabine activated her cybernetics to nullify the effects of her being a blank Panel 2: Kassidy gets close, asks Sabine if this is what she wants. Panel 3: Kassidy pulls Sabine in for a kiss.

Context: Sabine's cybernetics allow her to sedate herself and project a 'fake psychic aura' so the oppressive feeling of being around of blank can be nullfied temporarily. Good for blending in but also good for making out-
(Yeah a bunch of stuff i forgot to post here is yuri, lmaoo) #warhammer40k

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😖😖

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sometimes being a mech pilot is about piloting a mech and transforming huge swathes of battlefields into flaming ruin and other times it is about being in an alert dorm while a drunken mechanic painfully fucks you and keeps calling you his daughters name instead of your callsign

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real

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Signed, Folded, Pressed ✍️😌
#Helldivers2 #fanart #OC

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(WIP) something something "spreading" "democracy"...
#Helldivers2 #Fanart #OC

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#Starwars #OC #Fanart #El1330

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#OC #Taipan

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the collar 🥴

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the undersuit without the armour 🫠🫠🫠

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Banshee appreciation post

These girls💖💖❤️💖

#warhammer #art 🖥🎨

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