Why do they pump and dump…

“Don’t make me tap the sign” -Umberto Eco

The great thing about the war with Iran is I never know if it’s actually going on. Every day it ends and starts anew. Constantly in a superposition of both active and inactive

Cartoon of man and woman in grocery store Woman: Is this hell? Man: In what sense? W: The present moment is both eternal and painful M: In hell there is relief in utter helplessness. Here, our actions have consequences for both ourselves and others W: Truly it is worse

Buddy don’t I know it

Megamind “NO BITCHES?” meme with Boss Baby aka Megamind

Yeah there’s that famous Megamind meme with him in it

Megamind is Boss Baby grown up

Buffet scene from Vegas Vacation (1997) with blue slop labeled chicken and yellow slop labeled beef

All the pictures of the food from navy vessels today

Just waiting to find out what AI bullshit caused this to happen

There’s a lot of great joke answers here but this is the actual correct one

I’ll have one pile of brown mush please

zendaya is meechee

The dreams in which I'm chopped
Are the best I've ever had

White guy rolling his eyes with the text “Oh Great….” written in front of him. Yes they used four periods in the ellipses. In the background a space shuttle is exploding and a graph is showing a descending red line

MFW the Challenger explodes

Somehow there’s always just enough dem votes to get the republicans across. Funny how that works

Shorty straight-up nefarious with it

Thank you to our glorious pedo king for the blessing of $4 a gallon gas

Does this mean that the government took you to court so that you had to let them be a guest?

I’m excited for some Open Cup games. Hoping for cupsets

Maybe people just like sending nudes

*black and white infomercial opening dofus stumbling around*

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Honey put out some chips and dip we have guests

Dude reaches out and touches the face of god and all of a sudden he’s too busy for us

Me and the boys are going to slip the surly bonds of Earth and dance the skies on laughter-silvered wings later if you wanna stop by

If you’re into putting your hand out and touching the face of god then yeah. Otherwise skip it

Somehow Albanian Eric Adams is both surprising and totally obvious

That’s really cool bro. But can I just have one?

Wife and I had the holy trinity salad, wings, pizza

They said BAD irrelevant takes not fucking awesome ones

I once saw someone on here say Jellyroll makes music for nurses married to cops and it the most succinct way to sum up his whole deal