#chemsky , i forgot

It might be a long shot, but I’d appreciate it if there’s any crystallographer that is happy to talk about career options.

I know AOE2 HD has retired, but I am too old to keep track of the changes in DE. HD resembles my childhood better, anyway.

Humans were done for when already before many written records existed, domesticated animals had already gone faster than people can.

Chemistry is indeed the central (aka the middle kid) science.

What do you mean I have a DShKat oh my goodness she’s Russian isn’t she

Did the woman want orange, orange chicken, or both?

As depressing as “if you aren’t publishing a 1st author paper in JACS/ACIE or better, you’re wasting time doing a PhD” is, I won’t even bat an eye at this point if the vast majority of relevant parties act according to it.

Back in my days LLM was just a law degree

You can make an glider from paper. Good luck with iPad.

It won’t be not amusing to me that the new Hungarian PM literally has Hungary as his last name.

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Oh, so Roentgen can snap an X-ray shot with his ring on, but when I use mine as an electrode suddenly I’m an inconsiderate a-hole?*

*No jewelry piece was injured in making this comment

Wonder if any old-school chemist have ever used their Pt wedding band as a counter electrode

I know I can’t deal with parenting based on my experience with EPR simulation

Brazil Tai-shou Zhang Fei

I’m not going to shame anyone for whatever they do, but I do wonder what did I do to garner certain things on my timeline

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So far these are what have occurred under my “discover” tab (a recollection from memory in no specific order):
- dogs
- otters
- politics
- chemists
- nudes
- cats but in Japanese
- did I say dogs?
- people pretending to be dogs
- politics
- raccoons

Just because it’s on a rod doesn’t mean it has a C2

“I have a whole PhD,” I whisper to myself as I Google “point group flowchart” thinking of a rotisserie chicken’s symmetry

I saw the “Britain Bans Ye” headline, and my sleep deprived brain went wondering who 叶 was and what this person did to warrant a denial of entry.

Oh for the love of Shiraz

To some degree I pity Japanese students trying to learn chemistry; ナトリウム is infinitely inferior to 钠

Don’t even get me started on 酸素 vs. 氧; the former is simply wrong and I’ll die on that hill

So tell me how many EPR tubes you have snapped for cryogenic experiments without telling me how many EPR tubes you have snapped for cryogenic experiments

#chemsky

In the same vein:

Donatello is the saltiest of the four turtles cuz he's 多钠泰罗

想念拇姬老师和2007年的微博

大納言：Na4(EDTA)
中納言：Na(OOCCOO)Na
少納言：NaCl

This is how scrambled my brain is and I will not apologize for it

“I’ll do it when I get home”
Me when I get home:

Relating Iran to Stone Age is such a strange thing to say when the empires that gave Greeks and (both) Romans a ran for their money.

Dying at an alarming rate ❌
The death is diffusion-controlled ✅