i'm here for the an algorithm that will successfully sort and do my laundry

Happy new year Groda 🍾🎆🌃

i’m here for the supreme court drama where the power is out and the hero shows the callow junior associate how to shepardize using the books…

i too watched it on my flights yesterday and i agree. a bad knockoff of days of thunder. worst use ever of javier bardem.

logging on here for the sole purpose of finding out how the annual xmas scrabble tourney between @smtuffy.bsky.social and mom is going

are those the little stripy guys who are highly venomous but whose teeth are like soft toothbrushes and cannot pierce the skin?

This sounds like some sort of proverb with potentially broader application

fooey

Well then you’ll have to hop off there

Throw it out the window in Rotebro

Too soon

I feel like this sort of thing has somehow been made worse rather than better by rideshare apps. (I say this as someone who waited an hour for an Uber at the US Open last year.)

Oh I put it back. I did not grab a different box no siree bob.

Was shopping in my local Gristede’s in my building 20 years ago and I picked up a box of cereal and a mouse had eaten a hole in it and oh yeah the mouse was right there on the shelf looking resentfully at me for taking its box 🐁

Pitcairn 🇵🇳 is a different story

so exciting 🍹

tbh I think it's the prettiest city in Europe

If only

can’t wait to see them build a container terminal there 🏗️ 🚢

Say hello to my leetle friend 💉 (Ozempic™️) 🇩🇰

I feel this so deeply

Gotta have some hap to have a mishap and hoo ee are they hapless

Box breathing: How to do it, benefits, and tips Box breathing is a deep breathing technique that can help relieve stress. Also known as four-square breathing, it may reduce improve mental focus.

It’s a relaxation thing which is why the idea of doing it to “wake up my body” is ridiculous. (I do a slightly different version called 3-4-7 breathing which is literally better than ambien for when I can’t fall asleep.)

The sheer amount of quackery and nonsense per column inch is staggering. Like, that’s *not* what box breathing is nor should you be doing it first thing in the morning… I could go on and on… but sure, sister, you do you!

it's giving 1998

It's like that old chestnut the retroencabulator

Let's all just get on Beijing time and then everyone can have their weird local folkways without all the scheduling mayhem