Not that I need them either, but. I can even perform the same as I did in my early 20s, but I'm gonna need a few days to complain about pulling something or cramping something afterwards.

You know your old when they start marketing dick pills to your generation.

If I work at the same company until retirement age and when I go to retire they're like "PSYCH BRO, you actually can't afford to retire yet because we're rescinding our contributions." the sanest reaction is burning that establishment to the ground.

Seeing lots of videos on Twitter of people who worked at the same company 30+ years having their retirement fund messed with by their employer.

I'd make international news if that shit happened to me.

Monty Python's ministry of silly cums

Great pondering weather.

I still do it. My brain is just screaming in agony the whole time.

I hate small talk with every fiber of my being and I wish I didn't, because I actually agree with this. Talking to people in your community, even if it's about nothing, is part of building community.

Any person even remotely involved in making drying towels that aren't absorbant will go straight to the gulag under my dictatorship.

I had tamago Kake Gohan today but there are no pictures because it was delicious and is gone.

We making egg fried rice tomorrow.

I'm a 5'5 out of shape white guy, and I was an absolute ultraslut outside of relationships. Being kind, respecting, confident, having a non-shit personality, not acting entitled to it, and (frankly) making your standards realistic - shit goes a long way. It really isn't that hard.

Sexual mutual aid sounds so rigid and icky and I don't agree with it because it's 99% incels trying to fuck out of their league.

That aside, single people (and non-monogamous people, I suppose) should all be fucking a lot - A LOT. Finding someone who's down with you and smashing on the reg is good.

Thanks

I really gotta take some time to find all of my Twitter mutuals on here.

If they have to stick you more than three times then your bloodwork should be free.

Nerd

As much as I think tipping culture is bullshit that should be done away with, as long as it's still here, everyone involved in that meal from prepping to cleanup should be getting a cut of those tips. Idc how good the service is, if the food is bad and the place is dirty, tips tend to suffer.

Bluesky is truly the reply guys' social media talking bout, "Your reply has been published," all fancy and shit. Fucking right it has. Got me typing with my pinky out and everything.

That's evil, tbh

People that work in kitchens deserve more. That shit is the most underappreciated, underpayed, stressful work around.

Marx wouldn't have spoken so much about worker solidarity if he had to deal with my coworkers.

Man, I got a friend with a kid who just turned 4 and I haven't seen him since I baby sat him like 3 years ago. All my friends with kids are too busy to visit and I'm too busy with work and housework to visit them.

I'd imagine with some measure of privacy and permission I'd be fine with it, but there's way too many unhinged people out there to just post that shit public.

I post whatever unhinged thought enters my brain, but I cannot imagine posting one of my friends' kids.

If you mix espresso, some lemon juice, and seltzer it makes this really thick nitrous-style / Guinness-like head. Photo is after about 5 minutes.

Hickory Smoked Pasteurized Cheese Food on a label for a block of Cheddar cheese

Why does putting the word "food" after a food make it sound less like actual food.

I used it for salsa one time and stripped all the seasoning off it and was gutted. Reseasoned in in 10 minutes and it's kept trucking. Probably my favorite pan/pot. I'd pitch my cast iron over it if I could figure out how to make a grilled cheese on it 😂

Love making fried rice. Wok takes up so much space, but it's so nice.

It's a souls companion