I blinked, what happened?

Impeccable musical timing 🤌

Pretty sure her tongue has a mind of its own. And it is also dissociating

Welcome back Incitatus! You’ll fit right in with the current administration

Oh, and FYI it’s pronounced “jaslighting.” It’s a common misconception that it’s a hard G

Screenshot of a news article headline that says “Are you sure you know what ‘gaslighting’ is?”

Ain’t no way a news article is about to gaslight me about gaslighting

When your dog is a Disney Princess.

New GOP logo just dropped.

Taking care of business. We need to do this and move on.

Afroman's defamation victory is a win for Americans who cherish the right to cuck the police in song

To keep him dead, it took Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's black knight and Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie; Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader, Lo-pan, Superman, every single Power Rang—

they call it a cesarean section cuz that's what brutus did to him

Bernie Sander’s 2028 litmus test would strangle America’s golden goose

Surprise! The Jeff Bezos-owned Washington Post is against my 5% billionaire wealth tax. I wonder why?

If enacted, Bezos would owe $12 billion in taxes, and an average family of 4 would receive a $12,000 direct payment.

Poor Jeff would be left with just $224 billion to survive.

This is Bruegger. He learned a highly advanced new trick, demonstrating excellent use of both free will and spatulas. 13/10 (TT: maddmaddmad)

Far as I’m concerned, that’s a complete win-win situation

Normally I hate that sound (just a pet peeve of mine), but I will make an exception for Remi

a brown wire-haired pup stands on a wooden deck in a grassy yard. he looks at us with golden eyes and his right ear flipped inside out. he has a pipe-shaped stick in his mouth, giving him the appearance of a sophisticated and dapper gentleman. just give him a deerstalker cap and a cloak, and he'd give Sherlock Holmes a run for his money.

This pup found a stick shaped like an old timey pipe earlier today and has already solved three mysteries. 13/10

can someone please stop america now

Always the bridesmaid and never the bride of having your president kidnapped and renditioned to stand trial in another country…

So I already know that this is meant to be constellations representing Percy and Thalia… BUT HOW AM I JUST NOW REALIZING THAT THE ZOË CONSTELLATION IS ON THE EDGE CROSSING THE MIDDLE OF THE VENN DIAGRAM
#PercyJackson #percyjacksonseason2

Reap what you sow 😂

Screenshot of an X (Twitter) post in dark mode. At the top is a verified account labeled “Rep. Marjorie Taylor Gr…” with the handle @RepMTG. The post text reads: “Rob Reiner and his wife were tragically killed at the hands of their own son, who reportedly had drug addiction and other issues, and their remaining children are left in serious mourning and heartbreak. This is a family tragedy, not about politics or political enemies. Many families deal with a family member with drug addiction and mental health issues. It’s incredibly difficult and should be met with empathy especially when it ends in murder.” Below is an embedded post from a verified account labeled “Donald J. Trump” with the handle @realDonaldTrump. The embedded text begins: “A very sad thing happened last night in Hollywood. Rob Reiner, a tortured and struggling, but once very talented movie director and comedy star, has passed away, together with his wife, Michele, reportedly due to the anger he caused others through his massive, unyielding, and incurable affliction with a mind crippling disease known as TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME, sometimes referred to as TDS.” The post continues with additional text criticizing Rob Reiner and praising Donald J. Trump, and ends with: “May Rob and Michele rest in peace!” At the bottom of the screenshot are engagement icons and counts, a timestamp reading “11:03 AM · Dec 15, 2025,” and a view count of “2.4M Views.”

When you've lost Marjorie Taylor Green on human decency...

A screenshot of a tweet announcing that Doki Doki Literature Club is now available on mobile. The tweet has a picture of Monika holding a mobile phone. The top reply to the tweet is someone saying “I am NOT letting that bitch go through my phone bruh”

I’m almost curious enough about how they’d do the game files stuff on mobile to risk Monika getting into my phone. ALMOST.

I think if a government has online beef with a pop star it has aleady lost

More of this nationwide please!

Winston Loves🩷 his Snow Slide ❄️ and I would too 💞 #SeasonsGreetings #ChristmasVibes #sundayvibes

I can’t believe I’m saying this, but tragically JD Vance has a point: turkey isn’t that tasty.
That being said, eating turkey is still better than fucking a couch, so try not to listen to him or anyone else from that administration too much.
Happy Thanksgiving!

It’s nice to remember whenever I’m feeling down about myself that there’s someone out there who’s such a fucking loser that they had to program an entire AI to seem cool, and they still failed