If they’re lucky.

Nope

I can’t comprehend savory drinks.

I have never been thirsty and thought “Some cold broth would be incredible right now” or “Iced vinegar marinade would really hit the spot”.

Savory drinks >>>>

angel wings

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Skye sitting in a tight orange dress with a leg slit

Birthday ➡️ Birthnight

Aye yo, street mergers I legislated. The nerve, I never hated.

Read the replies. Just read the replies.

TREE LAW

Good times with even better people!

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Bc crazier

Wiiiith Jeeeezuuuuhuuhaaaas

Came for your upper lip and got sent to the Upper Room! 😭😭

If you wanted to use it to put on your head, you coulda just said that

Hey, when someone posts that their pet died and then you post pictures of your alive pets in the comments….What is wrong with you? 😭

The Mac & the Yammmmmms

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Ol girl working the flat top stopped frying them peoples bacon to come lean over and tell me “I love the way you eat your waffle.”

Ain’t eem got a haircut.

When women discuss their very real and common life and death experiences with men just listen.

Listen and sit with it.

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Hey if you feel a personal attack on yourself everytime we talk about men not being shit…maybe you not the good guy you think you are.

Must be aggravating some demons.

Brother. Sofia sitting next to Mel B is too much power for my feeble millennial brain.

Booooy, THIS was my shit

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Correct.

But it ain’t over.
IT AINT OVA.

Thank you!! 🙏🏾

Baby Girl is 1 today. Blessed.🎉

Good morning @pardonmypetty.bsky.social

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Byke!

We byke

I thought this app might be toast. Sheesh.

They hate facts and lack game recognition. Can’t be saved smh.

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Korra hate on my SL.

"I came here with my dick in my hand" like man, what?