All this popcorn will be a boon to farmers across the United States.

Et tu, _________? Wonder who will fill in the blank.

This protracted time is going to be known as Elongate in the history books.

I've done many stupid things in my lifetime, but the stupidest has to be going to Costco the Friday before a snowstorm and the Superb Owl. Thirty minutes waiting to get out of the parking lot and counting.

My biggest non-political annoyance is this EPSIPS truck that has been delivering ice-cold Epsips to Ossining for years and hasn't fixed its doors.

The local price of gasoline has gone up 10¢/gallon in the past week, and let's not talk about the price of eggs. But the Gulf of America has changed my life exponentially!

Cheers to upcoming covfefe prices!

Just looked for it in Google Play, but it's only available for older versions of Android.

ReproductiveRights.Gov Vanished, So We Brought It Back theSkimm makes it easier to live smarter. You're welcome. Get all the info you need from AM to PM, wherever you are.

The administration took down the reproductive rights website that women need access to. So The Skimm bought a url and brought the content back. Pass this on!

Go to reproductiverightsdotgov.com

Fat leopard with the text "Oh Lawd He Comin'"

Getting quite chonky.

Oh, to be a fly on the Pearly Gates when some folks get there.

Genesis - Land of Confusion (Official Music Video) YouTube video by Genesis

This is the world we live in
And these are the hands we're given
Use them and let's start trying
To make it a place worth living in

On this eve of our MLK Jr holiday. We are all on edge. I have this feeling like we are at the end of democracy and my rights will disappear.

I urge you all to not give up, that’s the easy way and it will end democracy.

MLK Jr said it best but we have to help bend it further towards justice.

47 is already wasting taxpayer money with the new official portrait. It looks nearly identical to his mugshot, so why not just push it through his buddy's Grok AI bot to change the background? Governmental efficiency!

@kellymarsh.bsky.social Hello, fellow Hudson Valley Marsh! Thanks for the follow.

Nor does mine. But I can never find an employee to help when I need one, so maybe that unlocks the closet in which they're hiding?

I'm Amanda Mapsi on my credit card, which no longer has a signature strip. My signature on the e-pad looks like ANGRY NARWHAL. No one cares.

The porn bots on BlueSky are out in full force today. More blocks than a kindergarten classroom.

Beat me by 23 seconds!

I'd just gotten X off the bus, so wasn't near warm water or saline. Only liquid I had in the car was iced coffee!

You know what's not pleasant? Getting candy cane shrapnel in your eye. An injury I never thought I'd get. Trying to fish it out with a tissue while it melted into mentholated goopiness was an... experience. I can still see, but I think it knocked my vision down 10 feet in my right eye.

The gym is unusually quiet for January 2. I was able to get a swim lane all to myself.

Someone pointed out that 1990 is as far from us as 2060. Not true, the Nineties were only a decade ago. #CheckYourMath

First #bird visit of the new year goes to this Carolina wren. It was through my #BirdBuddy camera I learned that all the post-norovirus laundry my husband did is now in a heap on the muddy grass, because the wind snapped our clothesline last night 🙃

"Yesterday, everybody smoked his last cigar, took his last drink, and swore his last oath. Today, we are a pious and exemplary community. Thirty days from now, we shall have cast our reformation to the winds and gone to cutting our ancient shortcomings considerably shorter than ever." - Mark Twain

It gives the same vibes as the couple who has this blanket on their bed

What I miss about old Twitter is the ability to jump on and find out what was going on in my neighborhood immediately (like the answer to, "What were those four loud explosions?" or the reason why traffic is at a standstill). Bluesky isn't there quite yet.

I'm also of the "if it's in Metro-North territory, it's not upstate" camp. Capital Region slightly fuzzy, but still not upstate.

Thank you for the follow and hello from a fellow lymphoma survivor!