Blond woman with massive breasts tied to a stable. A milking aparatus is attached to them, causing them bliss.

Touch the cow, do it now

Comic. I’m at my desk, leaning over to the doorway, saying “Hey! Foghorn! Foghorn Leghorn! Get in here!” Foghorn Leghorn is walking past the doorway, “Boy, I tell ya, I tell ya, not so loud, boy. What, I say, I say, what d’ya want?” Next panel, I’m gesturing to my computer. “How do I find that really good manga you recommended? It’s an anime now? I keep getting Halloween costumes.” Foghorn leans over my chair, “well, boy, I say, I say, you ain’t typin the entire title.” Last panel, I turn around- “you said ‘witch hat.’ Foghorn gets in my face- “open your ears, boy!! ‘Witch Hat Atelier, I tell ya! I tell ya ‘Atelier,’ I tell ya’”

How I’ve Been Pronouncing It (Feat. Foghorn Leghorn, my… roommate?)

Lady knight sketch:

Check out Scant Moments if you haven't! Wonderful high concept mechsplo that's concise and impactful in equal measure.

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Tesla's Cybertruck is garbage.

A client wished to see a "New Perspective" on the benefits of magic. Hermit was happy to oblige.

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Lady knight sketch:

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Jellytinas!

A space marine in the style of a ww2 US solider

A 'cool idea' commission from the awesome admiralbeard42, of an Astartes ww2 US Airborne inspired Space Marine.

#myart | #40k | #Warhammer | #warhammer40k | #commission | #USairborne

A spring under too much tension will inevitably fail violently. The release heralds relief—a still heartspring and quiet gears grant repose unending.

When she's made whole again, perhaps she'll find she's been dutifully dusted, polished, mended. Cared for and loved through the duration of her rest.

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Jellytinas!

⭐️Spin Jump ⭐️

Doll winds down and is posed for display~ Even dolls need a nap eventually!

Magic time

A priest and his mind-broken escort. A former ally, friend, and once perhaps more. Now a devoted zealot, Achillea keeps the rogue preacher alive in the perils of space.

For Ezra's part, he knows that Achillea is far better off this way: focused and with *true* purpose.

this was her 3rd breastplate this year.

She needs to sleep 8 hours, that's all (?)

A human, terminid, automaton hybrid OC from the game helldivers.

A ref sheet commission for marbles__, and their Illuminid, Terminid, Automaton Hybrid! Willian, test subject for Project nightfall

#myart | #Helldivers2 | #hd2 I #commission

someone got their hands on the BE vape

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A black n white drawing of Quinn, a shortstack goblin engineer mechanic. Quinn is wearing a rolled down jumpsuit and tank top with goggles. She’s bent over working on an engine. She looks at the viewer and angrily goes… “Oi! Dumbass! Make yourself useful and fetch me some fresh spark plugs. Or is that too difficult for you?” There’s a bunch of grounded planes in the background

Best not to have her waiting

#myart | #quinn

It's a good story.

If you like fantasy bad ends this knight be the tale for you!

Ruby saying "No, I don't think I like camping" while remembering a child version of herself being chased by a goose.

Was telling @charlatanmonarch.bsky.social about the time a goose chased me when I went camping as a kid...

Sometimes a lady knight just needs some repose:

Self portrait! in a Disco Elysium-esque character panel

Cyborg girl reacts in horror to her new mechanical body, trying to breathe with lungs that are no longer necessary. she is enduring an existential crisis as reality sets in

Remember, full-body replacement cyborgs may encounter distressing moments of cognitive dissonance as their mind attempts to utilize biological functions that are no longer present!

The Animate-Augment Corporation (AnimAug™️) recommends prompt sedation to prevent any irrational outbursts or behavior.