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Posts by Neil Oakton

Flying motorcycle from MegaForce (1982)

Flying motorcycle from MegaForce (1982)

I think we all know how to get the oil over that strait.

1 month ago 65 18 6 1

That's totally inapplicable to anything that's going on here. And it's dumb! Who told you that?
You did.
But it's very wise. Very wise.

1 month ago 2 1 0 0

Just after I replied, I found out that Rob Grant had died :( So much of what we say is quoting Red Dwarf. Grant Naylor were such a good writing team. There are some gems that I cant begin to imagine how a brain could come up with the connections...

1 month ago 1 0 1 0

It's the state of the floor that I'm worried about

1 month ago 1 0 1 0
A warning sign that reads uneven surface  and has a picture of a stick man "going flying".

A warning sign that reads uneven surface and has a picture of a stick man "going flying".

When does uneven become perilous?

2 months ago 1 0 0 0
A ladder in a brightly lit store that is being renovated but could easily be mistaken for a display in a swanky emporia de ladder.

A ladder in a brightly lit store that is being renovated but could easily be mistaken for a display in a swanky emporia de ladder.

"The ladder is not for sale, don't make me tell you again..."

4 months ago 1 0 0 0

God bless the leek

5 months ago 1 0 0 0
Screen cap of parodic version of William Blake's "The Tyger" that begins:
Tyger! Tyger! Burning bright
(Not sure if I spelled that right) 
What immortal hand or eye
Could fashion such a stripy guy? 
What the hammer that hath hewn it 
Into such a chonky unit?
Did who made the lamb make thee, 
Or an external franchisee?

Screen cap of parodic version of William Blake's "The Tyger" that begins: Tyger! Tyger! Burning bright (Not sure if I spelled that right) What immortal hand or eye Could fashion such a stripy guy? What the hammer that hath hewn it Into such a chonky unit? Did who made the lamb make thee, Or an external franchisee?

In honor of National Poetry Day, the greatest parody rewrite of all time:

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A deserted carpark, level 5.  Two hi-vis workers are at the top of step ladders, working on things in the ceiling.  You can only see the ladder and their legs.

A deserted carpark, level 5. Two hi-vis workers are at the top of step ladders, working on things in the ceiling. You can only see the ladder and their legs.

At 23:45, what were you doing? These guys had ladders and they knew how to use them...

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This is the official theatrical release poster for the 1980 space opera film "Battle Beyond the Stars." The artwork features a massive, organic-looking spaceship (the hero's ship, Nell) at the top, along with various other spacecraft. Below are portraits of the main human characters, as well as several of the unique alien mercenaries they recruit.

This is the official theatrical release poster for the 1980 space opera film "Battle Beyond the Stars." The artwork features a massive, organic-looking spaceship (the hero's ship, Nell) at the top, along with various other spacecraft. Below are portraits of the main human characters, as well as several of the unique alien mercenaries they recruit.

Yes, Star Trek Day... but today is also the 45th anniversary of Battle Beyond the Stars!

7 months ago 146 22 11 7
A secret stairwell in a hotel where ladders thought they could hide.  Nice try ladders...

A secret stairwell in a hotel where ladders thought they could hide. Nice try ladders...

Secret stairwell with secret ladders

7 months ago 1 0 0 0

@susieoftraken.bsky.social look at this

8 months ago 2 0 1 0
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Motherfucking wind farms…

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Among the greatest promotional photos of all time are these for the 1990 television movie of IT, where it looks like a prestige legal drama about a firm of hot young lawyers and one associate who likes to dress up like a clown.

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A ladder acting as a stile over a drystone wall.

A ladder acting as a stile over a drystone wall.

Ladder: country-stile (pun intended)..

9 months ago 1 0 0 0
A guy up a long ladder, with a shorter ladder and step ladder in reserve.  The guy is fully laddered.

A guy up a long ladder, with a shorter ladder and step ladder in reserve. The guy is fully laddered.

Fully laddered

9 months ago 1 0 0 0
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Find my music on Youtube.com/Nordischsound
Daft Punk - Get Lucky, but it's made in 8-Bit Chiptune on the Commodore64 home computer from 1982 🎸🎵🎶🎵🎵
#8bit #chiptune #c64 #chiptunemusic #chiptuneproducer #retrogaming
#retrocomputer #daftpunk #daftpunktribute #getluckydaftpunk #getlucky

10 months ago 40 9 1 0
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A white van and a ladder.  Work is going to happen.  There's just no telling exactly when.  But when it does, it's gonna get real.

A white van and a ladder. Work is going to happen. There's just no telling exactly when. But when it does, it's gonna get real.

Ladder!

11 months ago 2 0 0 0
A ladder lying in a clearing in the woods.

A ladder lying in a clearing in the woods.

Wha?

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Just a guy, up a ladder, fixing a window.

Just a guy, up a ladder, fixing a window.

Ladder!

11 months ago 1 0 0 0

Superglue is badly named

11 months ago 0 0 0 0
A ladder helping a workperson, wearing full orange hi-vis overalls, inspect or may be fix a UK traffic light.

A ladder helping a workperson, wearing full orange hi-vis overalls, inspect or may be fix a UK traffic light.

Ladder!

1 year ago 0 0 0 0

#yellowcar

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A lady standing in a circle, looking up to the sky.

A lady standing in a circle, looking up to the sky.

The end level boss tried to drop a barrel on my wife

1 year ago 1 0 0 0
An arty photo (at a slant) of a yellow and blue step ladder cordoned of by red and white tape.  Back off! No one is allowed near this ladder - it's special.

An arty photo (at a slant) of a yellow and blue step ladder cordoned of by red and white tape. Back off! No one is allowed near this ladder - it's special.

It's almost the weekend ladder fans - enjoy it as best as you can ❤️

1 year ago 0 0 0 0
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A ladder lying on a tarpaulin to stop it blowing away proving that it's not just a one-dimensional, vertical, height enabler.

A ladder lying on a tarpaulin to stop it blowing away proving that it's not just a one-dimensional, vertical, height enabler.

Multifunctional

1 year ago 0 0 0 0
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Wow, the daily ski report for Sugarbush VT, where a certain member of the WH planned to take their family.

1 year ago 174 44 7 3
An approximately 3 metre long wooden ladder, basking in spring sunshine.  It was a simpler time in the past when everything was between 0 and 3.5m above the earth's surface.

An approximately 3 metre long wooden ladder, basking in spring sunshine. It was a simpler time in the past when everything was between 0 and 3.5m above the earth's surface.

An approximately 3 metre long wooden ladder, basking in spring sunshine.  Side-on view.

An approximately 3 metre long wooden ladder, basking in spring sunshine. Side-on view.

Wow, you don't normally see a wooden ladder these days!

1 year ago 0 0 0 0
Picture of tuna mayo sandwich on wholemeal bread. A bag of salt and vinegar crisps. The enhancement to this meal deal is the addition of a brandy based old fashioned made with Pechaud's bitters.

Picture of tuna mayo sandwich on wholemeal bread. A bag of salt and vinegar crisps. The enhancement to this meal deal is the addition of a brandy based old fashioned made with Pechaud's bitters.

Meal deal+ Tuna mayo sandwich on wholemeal bread. Salt and vinegar crisps. Brandy old fashioned (Pechaud's bitters).

1 year ago 1 0 0 0
A ladder in the aisle of a UK, Polish supermarket.  Dziękuję

A ladder in the aisle of a UK, Polish supermarket. Dziękuję

Ladder! If you stack it high, you've gotta have a ladder knocking around.

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