I got lapdanced on and strip teased on Saturday night by my sexy partner in front of a crowd of queers if u even care

I’m so bad at housework n chores too it’s embarrassing that I’m the best in the house bar hell for doin it

and a couple of them are suuuuch sticklers like would be the first to text into the gc if someone doesn’t do somethin or there’s dirt or smth like BUt what are u doin!!!

like 5/6 of us are out of college now (fully graduated) and 4/5 are working. what the fuck is wrong with ye!! If hell and I can keep the place clean and keep on top of the bins and shit surely you can too

god forbid my housemates actually do anything in this house oh my god !!!

oh god I did this with tonsillitis a couple of months ago and gave myself an abscess infection whombo combo, look after yourself bro it’s rough out here

mid sized painting tacked up on white wall. the painting shows repeats of the same two white men in various sizes and positions in active dancing poses. they are both naked. the background is bright turquoise, there are also repeats of the same rose bush dotted around, and behind the men there are repeats of the same large blue gym mat.

"will they wont they?" acrylic on canvas sheet, 50 x 60cm
#art #painting

that sweet sweet puss (disappointed)

why must lube have a flavour. even the flavourless ones. takes me right out of it

needin a job has me down so bad I’m literally working in Capitalism City fuuuuuck sake

am now a Brown Thomas girly lmao. lemme sell u a nice perfume or a bag that costs more than my estimated value :)

A couple of guys were also just shocked that I wasn’t a man, like stop strokin my ego like that

so many people told me I looked my best last night I think I should just Be A Man

Selfie of me with my hair slicked back, a small line moustache drawn on, in a pinstripe jacket with a bow tie and white shirt

Similar photo again except this time I’m walking home from the clerb and my hair is more disheveled and my moustache is half missing

mob boss/gomez addams/butch lesbian

I love you guys so much this is so brilliant

(I just did this to myself alone btw)

farting to break the tension while watching a horror

talking heads stan account now just fyi

went to see stop making sense last night, went into it with a huge grá for this must be the place but not knowing much of the rest of their stuff, cried, laughed, it was so fucking good

absolutely insane behaviour to act as if being a transphobe (currently very popular and conservative) is more punk than being queer or poly (is not widely accepted and goes against many societal standards)

“Legendary Lover” by Renee Roszel, a Mills and Boon book from the ‘Temptation’ series. A photo of me holding up the cover, that features a conventionally attractive, dark haired man and woman about to kiss, on the ocean, on a blow up dinghy

me n hell went around the charity shops today, and I bought us a mills and boon to read together bc I thought it would be hilarious, can’t wait for the horrible straight nonsense to ensue

I also get a qqi out of it and apparently it’s just the most fulfilling work if ur geared towards it. and like if there’s one thing I am, it’s caring, I think I’m gonna b gooooood

thank u angel I am so buzzin!! <333

just had an interview to be a carer and I got the job 🥹 I’m so excited

love love love so clean and gorgeous as always

me too I think I’m too scared of emoji cringe Sean

can I see him!! I love Pete’s work so much

if u guys know of anyone’s @ on here and know I was mutuals with them please reply with it or repost or somethin <3

in my experience you use neither and hope for the best

this already feels like a better place lol