Silly me

Yo let me clench him in between my thoughts and death roll him like a crocodile.

Appa, fr 🤣

i’m sorry a WHAT??? 😭😭

😁

Hiding that smile for what 🥹

You look like you had a blast 🫶🏾✨

Your family is beautiful!!

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Get something

Have an amazing day!! 😁

Everytime I have dreams about fish they all die - I cannot figure it out

Cause the way I be eatin ass-
I’d be a fucking loser to say aha I loved it and so did youuuu

No fr because telling a man “You ain’t say that when I was eating your ass” ain’t the big AHA you think it is.

bc they lame, and not enough ppl tell them that they are

One thing a woman gon do is embarrass herself, tryna embarrass a man.

Why do women throw ass play in the man’s face after a break up? He enjoyed it and you enjoyed doing it so what exactly are you clowning him for?

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Pulled out a lil pecker and a magnum condom.
I said he had to leave-
If he so willing to lies to himself
I know he will lie to me

I love people that love to laugh fr. Like ohhhh we gone have a great time together

I love this for you 😂😂💕

Boy I love the way my titties look so much I would hate to damage them with nip piercings that reject.

I only argued with one nigga yesterday on this app and that was because he couldn’t find the point of it hit him in the head.

Sometimes when I wanna reply I gotta remember we over here on the calm app

So I go over to x just to tweet this bitch dumb asf.

Then come back here when I’m mellow

The point went over your head but we are on the same page 😂

It’s kinda rhetorical
If we cared about ourselves we wouldn’t support the majority of these companies- not just Walmart