Tim Heidecker Crashes Infowars Broadcast doing an impression of Alex Jones YouTube video by Lime Fly Media Red

This clip has taken on a whole new resonance.

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Tim Duncan looks like he's on the Elder Council of Zion in the Matrix movies

I'm not anywhere close to the caliber of comedy writers for The Onion but maybe there's a headline out there somewhere about Trump announcing a mission to find and kill Paul Bunyan and Babe the Big Blue Ox, just thinking out loud here thanks for any consideration @bencollins.bsky.social

Yeah seafood from any fast food place feels very dangerous to me, and I say this as someone who loves seafood

You know the true path, mi amigo

ORDER IT VEGETARIAN!!!

Grill'd Beef Burrito Supreme Nacho Cum Blaster Mountain Dew Oreo Crunch Wrap

One thing I recommend to everyone is if you want Taco Bell, order everything vegetarian. I'm not a vegetarian, but this is the path. They're the most actively pro-vegetarian major fast food restaurant out there, and their menu is fully marked for it or can be modified. Great way to avoid diarrhea.

For Spurs fans excited about the upcoming potential championship team, this is - canonically - how you correctly pronounce the first two words of "OOH MAMA WEMBANYAMA"

A star is born!

Disgraceful

The first time I felt hope after 9/11

A mid-level goon in The Merovingian Organization in THE MATRIX RELOADED

All three and Brave New World. I also remember seeing my English teacher having to actively censor copies of Grendel.

The "Our Dumb Century" Nixon Trilogy has always been one of my favorites

Texas Tornados - "(Hey Baby) Que Paso" [Live from Austin, TX] YouTube video by Live From Austin TX

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@markhamillofficial.bsky.social how did you feel when you first met the Chewbacca?

The Who, Michael Lindsay-Hogg - A Quick One (While He's Away) YouTube video by TheWhoVEVO

and now, the greatest live performance ever: youtu.be/RJv2-_--EY4?...

Kevin Kline and Sigourney Weaver in the Dave (1994) poster with the word DAVE spelled out in the stylized DUNE lettering

Who's excited?

POV: You have just violently clipped an electric pole because you were texting and driving. The impact completely rolled your 2012 Jeep Wrangler. Sparks flash as the pole topples. The neighborhood darkens. You bleed out, dying. You look up, praying, and spot this in the detrius from your dashboard:

Literally why I ended up voting for @gregcasar.bsky.social for city council, AND LOOK AT HIM NOW.

The coward @pftompkins.bsky.social disabled replies on this post because he's too chickenshit to admit that Jack Reacher is a grape.

“They do say,” Mr. Adams said to Old Man Warner, who stood next to him, “that over in the north village they’re talking of giving up the lottery.”

A thing that stuck in my mind from a college party from 15+ years ago: a drunk kid with a cigarette pointed at the moonlit sky and said "hey! who wants to make fun of the moon for being a waning gibbous?" It has haunted my moon thoughts ever since, specifically the idea of "making fun" of the moon.

Gene Simmons @genesimmons · 5 Feb My personal philosophy re Bitcoin is to hold (HODL). I firmly believe in the future. You need to do your own research and make your own decisions. MidnightRider @pilky0001 Man you’re 80 years old fuck you hodling anything for? I wouldn’t buy green bananas if I were you

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