Humming the Dragon Quest VIII theme, Deadpool looked over the illusionary blade with an understanding nod.

"Got it!"

"Can't give out directions for swords worth a damn!"

"Right, right, right. So, we long adventuring this thing, or am I gonna find it myself?"

Gritting his teeth, Wade glared beneath the mask before standing straight.

"Name? Pool, Dead. Pleased ro meet 'cha."

"Listen, Zelda. Stop looking a gift horse in the mouth, and let me help you out of the kindness of my heart."

"Hey, I have a soft spot, I said. I've always been warm blooded, some say it's a crutch." A gentle shrug.

"Meaning, I'll find your sword, Shadowheart. Completely free."

Fingers crossed behind his back.

"WAIT!!" Deadpool held a hand out. "Wait, wait...", chasing her down with a light jog.

"I may have a soft spot..."

"I'm a mercenary, babe. Nothin's free." He looked at his reflection in his blade. "That's alright. You dress up like the queen from The Wavering Throne..", Deadpool twirled his katana around then sealed it. "... and we'll just.. call it even."

"I'm gonna forward two-hundred and fifty million to Wade Wilson's personal savings account.~"

"Right, right. So, give me a description and a payment, and you're good to go, Link." Deadpool was doodling a picture of her in a green tunic.

"And what's that, Tolkien?"

"Betsy's got the butt the size of a small minivan."

"You hangout on rooftops, too, Bets...

Oh wait, you aren't Betsy."

"Glad I got that out the way."

[Should we get around to updating our pinned? It's a bit lazy to just pluck it from the game.]

"Yeah, but fuck it, it's easy. And, you get the gist of everything, too. No need to compile clips, or do any extra editing."

{PLAIN AND SIMPLE!}

"The Deadpool way, even."

𝕀𝕟𝕤𝕖𝕣𝕥 𝕙𝕚𝕝𝕒𝕣𝕚𝕠𝕦𝕤 𝕢𝕦𝕚𝕡 𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕖

ᴍᴠʀᴘ
ꜱᴇᴍɪ-ᴅᴇᴛᴀɪʟᴇᴅ
ʟɪᴛᴇʀᴀᴛᴇ
ᴘʟᴇᴀꜱᴇ ʀᴛ?

𝔻𝕖𝕣𝕒𝕚𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕠𝕟𝕖-𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕖𝕣

Cleaning his guns in nothing but his mask, some Spider-Man boxers, and socks.

"Bring it back, sing it back
Bring it back, sing it back to me.~"

Polishing the barrels now.
"Bring it back, sing it back
Bring it back, sing it back to me."

"But it's like the same car you've had before..?"

[I'm a little worried here..]

{IT'S LIKE TWITTER, BUT LIKE!! NOT!!}

"This place has a new car smell.."