Yang Hansen wearing Jersey number 16, with 3 fingernail scratches on his arm similar to the scratches jokic often gets

Yang Hansen is truly the Chinese jokic

He was not, in fact, made of the right stuff for these moments. Just a jinx from hell by the commentators

Neither team is giving me faith in then for the playoffs, but this is wild

I'm seriously starting to question the credibility of the FIFA Peace Prize.

This might be the most unamerican thing I've ever heard him say.

Sounds like the sort of "pull yourself up by the bootstraps" mentality we want here

It's also the tone. You can hear the contempt and disgust in his voice, without any shame that he's in public

I had the same thought. I think it's because even when he says terrible things, he usually sounds full of shit

This time it was said so maliciously; the mask slipped

Nuggets up 10-8, jokic involved in every point so far with a 4-2-3 stat line in 3 minutes.

I wish I was your constituent so I could help primary you. Since I'm not, I'm going to write into my 2 Democratic senators and demand they install a leader who has any sort of vision, spine, or gave a shit

The ASSISTS PER GAME leaders through Week 3 of the 2025-26 NBA Season.

Tell me you don’t understand risk pools without telling me you don’t understand risk pools

DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie]

SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in

Screenshot of an article about a buy now pay later CEO saying that furloughed federal employees are starting to lose interest in shopping

Funny way to phrase this. I could definitely understand why furloughed employees might "lose interest" in shopping.
Snap and shopping are passe. Ramen noodles are in

I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.

Lol oh I know. I get all the Des Moines sub Reddit posts in my feed now

Which is really unfortunate because 88 is a very lucky number in Asian culture. Dunno what it is with Nazis and coopting Asian symbols

Sorta reminds me of that Nazi bar in Des Moines. Is it openly a Nazi bar? No, but once the owner is accepting Nazis into the establishment and people are getting photos with the Nazi, you start asking questions about the other folks at the bar.

Zohran, the Sickos Guy, and Tim Onion.

One last time: Every time I post it he goes up five more points.

He clearly thinks (perhaps correctly) that most everyone listening are idiots or unwilling to challenge him.

Bipartisanship means working across the aisle with the minority party to pass legislation. It is not minority party blindly votes for your bill.

A thing you're not seeing if you haven't checked Twitter in the last week is all the political betting markets (Polymarket, Kalshi) are actively caping for Cuomo and spreading Zohran conspiracies on there. Usually this would be a cause for some sort of regulatory oversight but that no longer exists.

SLAM FEATURING AIR GORDON

It seems that between all the gambling concerns, this really illegal but sketchy clippers business, etc, it would probably be in the leagues best interest to just give him ownership of a team. Keep everyone happy

I'm a little confused about this product announcement. Usually these sorts of things are posted in early April

It's been said, it's all projection

War torn Portland.
I am

It's the glass half full version of, "could be worse!"

Oh my! They are shooting... Pictures

Is someone in the chiefs/jaguars broadcast booth eating a bag of Doritos or something? What is this crinkling sound