yeah, i bet. you want me to order you around?

// grabbing

can you blame me for struggling?

i could tell you to jump and you'd ask how high.

wow. how'd that work out for you, bossypants?

oh yeah?

( it's a ghost of a smile on their face. )

sap.

( they gently poke his nose. )

i'm cool. you?

sup.

yo

you never are.

( they shrug, looking away. )

( just feels like they mostly cause ralsei problems. )

... mhm.

... so.

sorry about the shit that's happened.

( very awkward. )

hey. how's it going

yo

merry krismas.

maybe. what's it to ya. you a cop?

hi.

see? exactly.

he may not be real but he's got real pretty eyes zing

that's what you think.

you have the cutest eyes goatbaby

yep. i'm the most serious person there is.

for example. i'm seriously dying, right now.

are you fishing?

i'm always serious.

( looks at him with the most impending doom expression ever )

now who said that?

( they did )

i can't fucking believe you seem to know what that means.

why do you have to deny it

i can't believe i was friendzoned this early.

yeah