i think i speak for the collective when i say

UUUGGGGGGHHHHHHHH

😩

Just a reminder.

It’s still blowing my mind that that man killed his fucking wife.

Yall get dms???

Oh, it’s janky all right !! Michelle Obama ever the optimist. I love her. #MichelleObamaIsMyQueen

it’s getting more of a challenge to find bone-in meats lately.

My Granny cussed one of my aunts to high heaven and low hell for telling me not to switch "around her house."

"If your sorry ass man is up about a child walking, him and you need to be put under"

That's when I realized the switching was about men looking

YNs everywhere reading the first half of this post:

Today I realized I get mad in a different way then others. Some people cry, get aggressive, get petty. I walk around sounding like a mixture of Uncle Elroy and Boomhauer cussing. This why folks don’t take me serious.

Thank you

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I miss being in love 🙁

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Get ya ass up and show me how you Burlesque

Glad to know the US Congress is out on a vacation and is resting from the strong effort they demonstrated.

And did! That heffa!

We found out we ain’t dying tonight and now it’s titties on the skyline again. I love this place

My bestie uses this and he smells amazing I almost licked him but his damn husband got in the way!

Oh I'm obsessed I need this!

I miss the show STAR. I be bumping Suga like a new record still.

Actually titties on yo back and we throwing this leg over your waist.

Now if you feel that right hand slide down the side of your chest gone and flip over boo

Oh, so it can’t speak when company comes over?

YA’LL STRICT!!!

Hope your Easter has been like Ralph's

Nothing says expert like a weekend talk show host.
When he gets fired the orange balloon will hire Sylvester Stallone as Secretary of Defense because, well, you know…Rambo. 🤨

Then for his grand finale. Through a baby jn her then told everyone marriage is a big commitment but he happy to have a son Tuh oh brother this guy stinks

Why was this so accurate 😭😭😭 but yes tf he did

IF I WAS CHARGED IMMEDIATELY , WHY I GOTTA WAIT 7 TO 10 DAYS FOR A REFUND?

Love on the Spectrum Binge:

I cry every season because I just love love and I love how courageous they are to step out there and face their fears to find love.

Also, they need to get Connor dog to a vet he been dragging his ass on the carpet all seaosn.

Also, hopefully, 3rd time is a charm .

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Beyoncé - THIQUE

Time for LOVE ON THE SPECTRUM !!!!

What do you call a happy cowboy?

A jolly rancher.