This is the Kirkland, WA of social media (in a very bad way)

If Donald Trump ever approximates virtue it’s only because he oscillates so wildly between vices of deficiency and excess that the needle sometimes brakes and gets stuck in the middle

We’re days away from someone pronouncing that the left needs its own Clavicular

I respect the Bible too much to ever attend a Bible study

Clavichord gets brutally frame mogged by harpsichord

The monstrosity of mind emancipated from body is too terrible to contemplate

Today I tried to connect with my students by bringing up “Big Bunny”

JD Vance would be better off attending the Winter Ozempics

Nobody’s illegal on stolen land! (Am I doing this right?)

I hate when people talk to me in my dreams. I’m trying to sleep.

Btw, Roy, I just recently stumbled upon your email from months ago! For some reason is was “quarantined” by my email account.

Testing 1, 2, 3… is this thing on?