I really hope Nick Castellanos hits a deep home run to left the day Pope Leo excommunicates JD Vance

I’m so tired of weight loss commercials every god damn ad break and acting like fat people can’t have a good life. It’s always I lost weight so now I can do these things, it’s so fucking triggering,
Someone’s weight should not be their only worth in society.

Good on the floor for putting Laverne Cox in the trailblazing womens category. Its kind of nice to see at least some people still want to uplift Trans women.

If I wanted to live in shadowrun, at least give me some god damn magical powers

Thought a delivery on my Danhausen shirt was taking extra long. Apparently it was delivered a week ago but its not in any spot it should be. Either usps didn't deliver it bc its lost or someone stole it. Ironically it says you are cursed on it. So I hope the person is cursed.

Fucking got taco time as a treat
Housing these tater tots
Need my migraine to go away

Magic standard is pretty fun rn. Very interested to see how the new strixhaven changes it.

What’s updog?

The internet wasn't a mistake.

It saved lives. It's allowed community. It's one of the best advancements in modern history for information.

The mistake was normalizing rampant cruelty and dunk culture and protecting predators and harassers over victims.

I respect Angine De Pointrine but their music gives me a headache

The underlying theme of every episode of the Pitt is American capitalism and American health care really fucks everyone over

Pitt thoughts
Mario turned his Wario into his Luigi

I think you mean QB Browns (this is a very niche reference)

Seriously watch museum of twitter on YouTube or TikTok
Mr curator has done a great job of aggregating a history of tweets
Todays episode was about Bowsette and how she came to be.

incredible comment on one of my youtube videos

West coast best coast
Marked safe from the white house presser interrupting my shows

Brennan Lee mulligan already having a Brennan moment on YouTube Jeopardy
I love it.

hey it’s buy a trans woman a pizza day! 🍕🏳️‍⚧️

if you aren’t a trans woman & are in a financial position to buy a lady a pizza, go do it now!

don’t know who to send pizza money to? i gotchu, just lmk and ill direct you to a post from a trans woman who hasn’t gotten pizza yet today. sound good? 🫶😘

Feel like Mr. Kristi Noem could afford some high-quality -- or even mid-quality -- breast forms from Glamour Boutique, WHICH YOU KNOW HE KNOWS ABOUT, instead of endangering his sensitive nipples with poppable balloons.

I hate that I have typed this sentence as much as you do.

Rachel Maddow is going to have to explain bimbofication to boomers and thats something no one has ever said before lmao

sebastian castillo's tweet edited to say: it’s catholic canon that in the garden of gethsemane jesus christ saw every sin committed by human beings which means that he watched Bryon Noem's bimbobification fetish and still decided to sacrifice himself for humanity. absolute legend

I had to, sorry

I wish Stephen miller a very unpleasant I hope he gets highlighter poops for the rest of his life.

Man dungeon crawler Carl is going to become my entire personality I fear.

Petition to start calling trans right wingers
Eggs Benedict

Oh my god, Rika

Josh Duhamel is kind of like Timothy Olyphant’s Wario

You just know Kash Patel's password was Ka$hPatel123

I grew up in a small city, but an area also spoiled for semi-easy access to two major parks, so yes. You can definitely tell.

Basically one of my earliest memories of Yellowstone is being around 4 and asking, "Why are those people getting close to the bison?"

Dad: "Because they're being stupid."

Tottenham having the ultimate Tottenham season really is just fucking 2026 coded