Love them so bad I’m taking paying off my debt seriously

Awww shit. Everyone’s getting it today.

I don’t want to see another corny, poorly done April fools post. Ain’t nothing funny rn

At the end of the day, she’s still a straight white blonde middle aged horse girl who drives a big truck and lives in wasilla…so…

Sorry you can’t make me hate Chappell Roan. Y’all are extra critical of her bc she’s a lesbian who stands up for herself bye

Computa, make him die.

I know I can have my dream life bc I’m already living a life i used to dream about

Addicted to paying off my credit card debit amen 🙏🏻

God forbid a girls on a consistent poop schedule. 🙄 Go fuck yourself.

No cuz literally what is happening

The gowrlz are fighting

Bringing a whole corned beef and cabbage to the potluck

It’s the year of the horse and my horse is charging through a crowd of people mercilessly and unbiasedly trampling them to death

So in love I’m willing to seriously work on my debt so we have a good future together

Two male co workers heart to heart coming sooo close to admitting they should probably go to therapy

Sending my partner “u up?” texts but it’s for a good night kiss

Using my work computer to print a bdsm kink list

This country is disgusting and despicable

Like no offense….just pay for it

Unironically getting mad State Farm won’t just buy me a new windshield fr

Seen today: someone on a motorcycle and someone driving their jeep with the top down

“Just got some dope ass ink” *literally the worst quality tattoo I’ve ever seen in life*

Sorry but you’re not getting your shit back!!!

Worker helping push Ev’s wheelchair through the airport saw some flags and a wreath set up at one of the entrances and asked me if it was a holiday today

Why didn’t osmosis jones stop covid?

Crop dusting Capitol Hill

What the literal fuck, girl

Not Sk8r Boy playing at the bank

I need to strangle whoever is responsible for the locking security wheels on the carriages at Fred Meyer with my bare hands

Did I just let myself get scammed? Maybe.